Atta Girl
31 Dec 2011 1 Comment
in Open marriage, Relations Tags: arrested, casino, delinquents, girls night out, Happy New Year, hubby, Marriage, Open marriage, Sassyslut, slut sisters, Spartacus, Twin, vandalism, Wine glass
Sometimes life can give you run for your money and sometimes it can make feel like you are stuck in a rut. I have been in the rut and needed to get a little stupid. So why not go out with my slut sisters and have a night of delinquencies.
Sassyslut, my twin and I went on a drive to a hit a casino and possibly a strip joint. It seemed that we all needed a good drunken night out and off we went. We chatted about all our relationships outside of our marriages and our hubbies. Hanging with the gals is something so precious to me because there are in the same frame of mind as I am and the conversations flow into seriously funny wrongness. We always attract double takes by our bawdiness and it is hilarious.
The casino was pretty cool for the most part; would’ve rocked if I won more than $20. But the booze was flowing and I kept pressing my button to see if I would win more. Nope!
After we were tapped out we sat to drink some more wine and chatted up a storm. We decided to pay a visit to a fella that SassySlut had an issue with. She wanted to confront him and well we all had some liquid courage to do it properly. Sassy lifted the three wine glasses we drained and off to his house we went.
The glasses were to pee in them and put them on his door step.. or something silly like that. Yeah it’s gross but when you are drinking the mind thinks up wild stuff and we thought it was a good idea. So here we are outside his house and it’s Midnight. Of course he would be up. Oh, did I mention he lives at his parent’s house? Yeah..
So Sassy refuses to get outta the car to confront the guy. I was like “are you kidding? We drove an hour to get here and you’re not doing anything? Fine! I will.” Out the car I go and up to the house. I see the neighbor has a light on in their garage and people in there. I can’t get to the door to the house cause there is a gate blocking my way and the screened in porch entrance was a blocked from the inside by a Christmas tree. All this time I am hollering back at the car asking how to get to the door and neither gals get out with me. Sassy directs me to the gate and I find the latch to open it. As soon as I slid it up, I hear dogs inside start barking and I beeline it back to the car.
In the car we talk more and I asked Sassy what she planned on doing the glasses. She didn’t want to do anything with them. So again I said “Fine! I will do it.” Out the car I go and thru the window I took the three glasses and truck back up to the house.
The sound of breaking glass is quite loud at midnight; especially when you huff three of them up against a house. From the car I hear the gals hollering for me to get back and I ran back to the car only to find my door locked. I must have locked it on my way out ( friggin child lock!!). They let me in and up the road we dash. We had to turn around and pass his house again; when I see the light on and a man standing outside the door. I holler someone is there and let’s go talk to him. But my twin just kept driving.
The gals were worried about getting caught and being arrested but I wasn’t. I think it would have been fun. They said that their husbands would have had a cow about the whole thing and I said mine would have given me a ‘Atta girl!” I even fired off a text to hubby stating “Being bad, honey! You’d be so proud!!” and his response.. “Atta Girl!!!”
So even though we didn’t get arrested since this happened last night and the douche bag can’t prove it was Sassy(err.. me) who did the .. well I guess I vandalized a house! It did come out to a fun evening and refreshed me for the next year.
Happy New Year everyone! My evening will be snuggled in with my Hubby watching Spartacus while sipping Champagne.
Idling Sheman
28 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: children, Divorce, hubby, Kat, Open marriage, Sheman
It’s been a long time since I have written about Sheman but it was due to very little communications between us that kept things on hiatus. So, lemme catch you all up. She had taken a CMA job in April and started working double shifts and over time to pay back some of her debts. All this means that she had no life and everything was put on hold.
I was quite fine with the situation. It got her outta my hair for a while and I wasn’t feeling pressured anymore for constant hook ups. I saw her here and there over the summer but it was all fleetingly. The last time we saw each other was on Halloween. We chatted for the longest time outside my door and I came to the realization that even though she is a pain in my ass; I missed her. I truly like her and I like hanging out with her because we have so much in common. I told her so via text that day and we were supposed to get together shortly after that but something came up. I think she had to work.
So time flies and life gets in the way every so often we would fire off a text to each other and it was more of hit or miss between us. Here comes Christmas and I wanted to see her. We set up a time and she waffled, work again. The next day she had off and so we planned to just to do her errands and reconnect.
We shopped and I bought her a late Christmas gift and then took her to breakfast for lunch. Turns out we both love breakfast any time of the day. I was thrilled!! We chatted about her relationship with her “wife” Kat and it seems that her Open Marriage has exploded. Hubby doesn’t cut it for her anymore and she wants out. I mentioned that I knew that kind of relationship wouldn’t work. One spouse cannot be that selfish in wanting to have extra martial affairs and not allow the other to have them. It’s bullshit. The man claims he doesn’t want to step outside the marriage but I don’t believe that. There is some deep harboring resentment there that has bubbled up to the surface and has caused irreparable damages. That with the fact the man doesn’t know his wife and has loads of bad traits.
As I listen to Sheman castrate the man I couldn’t help but toss in that it takes two people to make a marriage work. That Kat is not an angel and that she is just as much to blame as he is for the failure of their union. She had to agree with me and has some trepidation for what the future could be bringing her way. Kat divorces her hubby and wants Sheman to move in with her. Wants Sheman to be the parent to her children that hubby is incapable of being. And I tossed in for added measure that I would have to leave the picture of this happy scenario.
For the first time know Sheman, I seen her tell me that she has no intentions of moving in with Kat after hubby is gone. She in fact signed her lease for another year at her apartment. Sheman is putting on the breaks for her freedom. I was so very impressed with her! She must have realized she needs to slow things down and not go so fast. I am really digging this side of her!
Anyways, long story short; Sheman is not out of the picture just idling in the background for a few spare moments here and there. I also have another year with her to see where things could go. 
Christmas
20 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
in Open marriage Tags: Christmas, horny, hubby, men, Merry Christmas, Wish, women
Haven’t posted in a while, could be I just needed some down time. Life likes to get in the way of being a Ho sometimes. SassySlut and I have met a few hopefuls. But due to holidays, colds, friggin bills and.. well yeah that’s about it; we haven’t set up any fun times. Actually that isn’t true, we did set up a play date with a guy that begged for a second chance at meeting him.
He was one of those cuties that you look at and just let him trickle thru without any questions. Or it could be that I was just plain horny and he looked just tasty enough to say “Don’t care who you are, lets meet!” So we set it up at a busy spot that had a deli attached and waited. And waited.. and well you get where this is fucking going right?
We both email him, thanking him for wasting our time. See he had to drive over an hour to come see us and again I broke a rule of staying local. Stupid crotch.. Anyways, he claims he was there in the parking lot. What dumb ass would drive an hour to meet to women for a shot at a threesome that he was most definitely going to get and not take the initiative to go in and fucking see if we were there? Makes no sense and extremely lame excuse; yet we met him again. Same spot and wow what a connection! He was perfect and we set up a play date for the following Monday.
We exchanged cell numbers and started chatting and then he starts asking for picture. I sent him one and asked for one from him. He reciprocated but then asked for more risqué pics. I said no he will get to see the goods on Monday. Mind you during our luncheon he bragged about conversing 10 women at a time and we were amongst them. Dude was dog and we could have cared less. For me it was even hotter knowing this. But after texting with him it was plain to see the fucker just wanted a cache of naked pics of women he may or may not sleep with. So I ended the conversation with I have to go now and play mom to the family.
Come Monday, he contacts my girl because he knows she is more lenient then I am and canceled our date. Shocker. We get a lot of that. All talk and no action. So for the time frame we are taking a hiatus from finding a stud to play with until after the holidays.
I’m fine with that. Hubby is satisfactorily ringing my bell so I am in no rush. I love my relationship with my hubby and always feel grateful for a wonderful man. My Christmas wish is that my slut sisters find a love that is fulfilling and is treated like they should be or how they want to be.
Merry Christmas to you all!
Open Marriage vs. Polygamy
26 Oct 2011 1 Comment
in Relations Tags: hubby, Netflix, Open marriage, Polygamy, Sister Wives
Sister Wives caught my eye on Netflix and being in an Open Marriage I thought it be interesting to watch something kinda sorta similar to my lifestyle. My bad. At first I found it wild and intriguing that the man Kody can keep three women in one house with all the kids. The apartments are very cool as he can pop in on all his wives. Then he had to go mixed all and brings in a 4th wife.
As I watched this show I had turmoil of feelings run thru me. The first wife Meri, has jealousy issues, the second wife Janelle, is somewhat standoffish with her emotions and the third wife Christine is more outspoken and more demanding then all of the wives.
My first reaction to the whole thing is that this man is a dog and just wanting to spread his seed. That lasted only thru the first episode. The second reaction hit me when I watched Meri explain her jealousy issues to Kody. She was trying to get him to understand her side by asking “how would you like it if there was another man in her life?” His response was “I find that vulgar and it sickens me.”
That response just plain ticked me off. Why? Why would that sicken you? Because you are the man of the house and can thump your chest and your women bow at your feet? Not really. That’s a strong minded woman’s response to his reaction. In my Open Marriage mind set, I processed this as being a one-sided point of view. That a woman can’t love multiple men like a man can for a woman. Or that a woman doesn’t have that carnal need that a man has for women.
Probing further into this religion, I found the women to be very modest and their sexuality repressed. Seeing some of the teenagers’ rebel with their clothing and their views, it’s an eye opener for sure. The dynamic is fantastic as each woman takes on a significant role in the home. But they don’t portray much of a role with the husband other than his bed hoping and flashy car. Yeah I find him to be eating this big pie and looking for more as wife number 4 pops in.
As they moved the family to Vegas and all settled into their new homes, he is the one that is not happy because now it’s an inconvenience for him to travel to home to home to see each wife and kids. The wives are now becoming their own identities and enjoying their space. They just share a common man among them.
Personally, I know I could never live a Polygamous lifestyle that requires me to cohabitate with other women and their children my husband sired. I need to feel my Hubby next to me every night; that is my safe true spot of connection and intimacy. I need my privacy and alone time with my family. But above all there is no democracy to decide as a whole how I live my life; just my Hubby’s input is all that matters.
And then it hit me about this how Polygamy business works. People really bash the man for belittling the woman; but in fact it’s the woman’s fault. She allows this to happen and really controls it. The man just sits back and enjoys the ride. He doesn’t do much but keep them pregnant and try not to cause friction between the women.
I could be getting this all wrong but that’s how the show is portrayed to me. And I really don’t see any resemblances between my Marriage and this religion. Not sure why I thought I would either.
Drop Dead Diva
25 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: Drop Dead Diva, Netflix, Plus-Size, Television
Watching shows on Netflix brings me up to speed of what’s on TV. One show I literally ate up was Drop Dead Diva. A gal who was an aspiring model that tragically dies in an accident and her soul is sent to plus size body. I devoured the two seasons available on Netflix, and I was hooked. I love.. love. LOVE this gal!
Although she acts somewhat Valley Girlish, her attitude, body language and mere presences throws off an aura of absolute fabulousness. She rocks her size and even through the obviousness that weight is an issue with those around her, she makes everyone see past that because her size is not who she is but just a part of her. And her attitude portrays a more confident and sexy gal that over a period of time became more comfortable in her new skin.
That’s really how I see myself. I’m that bubbly sexy plus size girl that demands attention where ever I go. More over I do not come off as this weepy whiner woo is me girl too often. Usually it hits once in a while during that time of the month. I good friend of mine prompted me to take two Alieve daily when signs of PMS are rearing its ugly head. Apparently, a doctor recommends this due to Alieve blocking a gland that causes the PMS symptoms. I figured, what the heck, it’s worth a shot!
Holy PMS Batman!
22 Oct 2011 3 Comments
in Relations Tags: Body Image, dick, fat. PMS, Halloween, hubby, Human, masturbate, picture, relationship, Sassyslut, Text messaging, weepy
Since our escaped with Dick, I have had to cancel on our other guy who seems to have dropped off the face of the earth. This is the one I traded cell numbers with and is quite disappointed. Perhaps we sound like a bit of a tease with this fella but it was not on purpose. Shit happens.
My body has been freaking out the last week and it’s even scaring me. I am not a fan of taking meds but boy do I need them. The allergic reaction pushed me to use meds that brought on my period earlier than intended. I foreseen this and now Sassyslut and I are no longer in sync. Balls.
PMS kicked in so hardcore this week that my hubby is contemplating institutionalization. Feelings of being overwhelmed by the kids, their mass amounts of homework, ignoring my own, money issues brought me to the brink of tears all week.
It all snowballed during a silly moment that went horribly wrong within a few text messages between Hubby and me. See every year around Halloween a very skinny girlfriend and I head to the costume stores to try on new things. I entertain Hubby with sexy shots of my girlfriend dressing up in various slutty outfits that my size 16 won’t fit in or remotely make it look good.
I would never want to live with this mentality that my friend has towards food and her body. It’s always about fat, not eating and the size of clothes. She’s a great workout person but outside of that it’s such a strict life style that it filters into everything else in her life. No thanks. Being around her is something I take in small doses because I feel .. well.. fat and unattractive. When I am with my Twin and Sassyslut, I feel hot, sexy and weight is not the issue or topic on a constant basis. We laugh and feel comfortable in our own skin.
So now you have a good idea of my state of mind in this costume store with my skinny friend. Weepy, feeling fat PMS mode taking pictures of my skinny friend to entertain the Hubby. While my friend is trying on some slutty look, I hit the wigs. I find a funny pink spiky look that went well with these glasses making me look hilarious. I fire off the pics to Hubby. He liked her shots but mine received a “I like her pic better” .. .. Ok. I wanted to leave then but continued looking and taking her picture.
I then found a feather wig that looked totally awesome and tried it on. It made me feel hot. Even my friend liked it on me so that made me feel even better. I took a picture of it and shot it off to Hubby. He responds back with a “Eaacch” which made me stop and question “You don’t like the feathers?” He responds back with “Big Bird is not hot”. And I crumble. I text back “Wow, I really liked it.” And nothing was said back.
I was very emotional and so not like myself. But being in this state of mind I couldn’t help but dredge up a major issue I felt that was harmful to my state of mind. I know the man loves me. I know he would never leave me. He also is considerate and awesome in so many areas. But I have always felt he did not find me attractive. Since we have been together I have definitely put on the weight and do not look like I did when we first met. I remember he did find me attractive in the beginning but during the births of our kids there is a definite feeling of being undesired since then. Fishing for compliments always left me disappointed and were never freely given. I would openly show my attraction and desire to him but it never was reciprocated.
During this weepy time frame it hit me very hard and I couldn’t ignore it anymore. I let him know it truly hurts but no words were really offered other than stating that my skinny friend wasn’t hot to him.
I’m not stupid. I know men masturbate to skinny women that have a lil plumpness to the rump or large breast. But you never see them rubbing one out to a size 16 “hottie”. That’s the reality of it because us women don’t double click the mouse on larger men/women porn and men are quite visual.
So even though we have a great relationship and do love one another, there are rocky parts and issues that still exist. We are human and accept each other for all our flaws. Just occasionally they rear their ugly heads and cause a ripple in the happiness and that is life.
Repercussions
16 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: dick, Fuck, hubby, infections, Sassy, Sassyslut, sex
Can five sex partners in three days, fuck up your vajayjay? *sigh* For me? Yup. I came down with a yeast infection and can’t figure out why. Started out with some serious cramping the next day and it lasted two days until I decided to medicate. I am not a fan of doing this because it brings on my period and (Dammit!!) Sassyslut and I are on the same schedule. So I am really hoping here that I just didn’t fuck that all up.
I am at the mercy of a sensitive crotch and will keep hand sanitizer or make playmates wash their hands before going there. And maybe I need to not let any fingers go in there. I have no clue.
I canceled our lunch date for this past Friday due to this issue and well straining my back. Yeah, not a spring chicken anymore and need to watch myself with over doing things around the house. Little ones wanting to be picked up don’t help either.
So, I entertained you all for a good few days. :/ Hopefully I will be back in the saddle again soon. I really want to take a crack at Dick again. Weird, right? I’m more of a one hump wonder but this guy has potential.
Anyhoo, I hope that by Friday I will be tits and balls deep with Sassy and one of those guys we selected.
And in other news, I at least gave Naughty Little Monkey and her hubby some boner fodder to burn up some of her excess energy.
Karaoke Kay
09 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Open marriage, Relations Tags: boyfriend, breast, karaoke, Kay, Kiss, kissing, orgasms, penetration, Relationships, sex, threesome
I have a very dear friend that I written about two years ago; the Lesbian. Feel free to catch on her story before reading any further on this posting.
Ok, all caught up? Good. Well knowing that she is bisexual I can’t keep her named as the Lesbian. So I will rename her. Kay is a fantastic woman that found her way in the world of Karaoke like her boyfriend. While pursuing this great pastime she has made loads of friends and developed a serious crush on a fellow Karaoke singer. He is very similar to her boyfriend and things progressed to a drunken evening in a threesome with her boyfriend and her crush. Confusion ensued as she contacts me for help. Her boyfriend, although initiated the threesome for what seems to be for the specific reason to DP her, was weird about the whole thing and did not know the state of their relationship. Sex was off and orgasms were not achieved all around and the crush grows stronger.
While talking to her I found that she has not understood the type of relationship she can have with her boyfriend if she just talked honestly with him. Her rocker boyfriend has had a very colorful sex life and this tells me that an open relationship is not something he would be against. I even tossed in that to help her smooth the relation out into a more positive avenue, that I would help them out in doing a threesome with them.
Not so shockingly this was exactly what was needed to help them. Several weeks go by and I get a call from her asking if I would like to have a fun time this evening. We were to go to a bar, sing Karaoke, do a little drinking and then meet up with the boyfriend after he gotten off of work. I said sure!
Now I am not into the types of men she is into. He is a rocker with piercings, tattoos, bald and a full beard. His look does not turn me on but as a person I truly liked him. My love for my friend was enough to agree to this evening without a second thought.
I dress up in a sexy dress and got all girly for them. She was unsure about the whole situation until she saw what I was wearing. In the bar that she frequents a lot, she was very affectionate with me which probably had the regulars wondering. We sang our songs (which I was horrible at), drank our drinks and headed back to house.
Her boyfriend needed a shower as he handed me a cheap beer to drink. He works as a cook and had the musky smell of sweat that was going to be deal breaker if he didn’t shower. Luckily after a few mentions of him needed to take a shower he did it and shows back up in a towel.
It’s about midnight when the festivities began. Kay began kissing me and it was game on. As I was stripping she turned on some hard rock music via the internet radio that tossed in a commercial every few songs. While she was doing this her boyfriend was all over me, kissing me and then moving down to my breasts. I always find the attention I get on my breasts very light and wanting to tell them to be a little rougher, but instead I just enjoy it. He kisses me to my side and his beard tickles causing me to giggle. His beard is very soft and I just have to get used to it.
He then pushes me on my back and goes right to town as I feel Kay’s lips on my nipple. I then pull her up to me so I can kiss her. We go at this for a good while as I enjoy the oral he performed. He stops to put on a condom (which I thankfully forewarned about my allergy to spermicidal ones or this evening would have been a bust) and enters me. Oh it’s delicious. He is not huge and just the right size. Kay is excited as she raves about his cock and I have to admit I liked it. He fucked me while I again kissed Kay some more. After a while of me getting all the attention, I stopped him to switch positions. I had her lay down as I draped over her to kiss her. He came up behind me and then bites me right on my tattooed butt cheek.
my tat
That was super hot! He then entered me while we were kissing and my thigh was on her pelvis as we fucked like this and I watched her cum all over my thigh.
We take a quick potty break and he lays down to tell me to get on top. I straddle him and begin to ride him. I feel Kay behind me as she cups my breasts and nibbles on my neck and ear. This position was so hot that I came four times and boy was I loud about it. They both loved making me cum and I so did I!
I pop off and have her straddle him as I come up behind her to do the same thing for her. I tend to be a bit rougher as I pull her hair and bite on them. I am not sure how many times she came but she wasn’t as loud as I was. It was definitely hot to see them both cum at the same time though.
We took a quick potty, beer and check the phone break. Kay kissed me and pushed me back down on the bed and dove right to my clit. Orally if I compared the two, I would say they were about equal with her being a bit more aggressive. I usually don’t care for being fingered but with her it was pretty nice. Until she starts pushing up on the inner part of my vagina that apparently is where your G spot is. I squirm some to stop her and open my eyes to see the head of his cock looming over my forehead. I begin to giggle and both look at me as I laugh about the cock over my head. Kay goes back down on me as I begin to play with his cock. I stroked his cock feeling it get hard as I run my tongue the length. The position we are in puts his cock at an angle that would be hot for those who enjoy porn flicks with the cocks entering a mouth at hitting the side of the cheek. We are doing this for a while as he pushes his cock into my mouth and all I can think of is teeth! How can a guy enjoy the sharpness of teeth running along their cock. He seemed to like it.
Another commercial hits and it’s about crunchy nut cereal and I burst out laughing. I asked if he had crunchy nuts and we all are in a fit of giggles. I think this is where we petered off and snuggled some before I asked about the time. It was past 2 am and I was ready to go home. He thanked me and kissed me goodbye and she took me home.
This brings a full circle to our relationship that evolved over the last two years. I introduced her to her new life and created a beautiful self assured bisexual woman who found her love. It may have been two years since we last been together but it felt like a few weeks. She wants to have me over to do this several more times and I joke about waiting 2 years again. But we will see. I am not good with repeat performances even if it was pretty damn good.
Speed Dating
09 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: emails, lunch, meets, men, speed dating
****NOTE***** Ok, I am a little behind in my postings. I needed to post this one before I updated with a very special evening that I had last night. Read on! *********
Sassy Slut and I have grown seriously tired of the search for a lunch time boy toy. Our ad we posted brought us about 100 responses. I was in charge of narrowing them down to those who followed our simple requests and then responding to them appropriately. Those were then sent the questionnaire which was then whittled down to about 30. Out of those 30 we received back 15 responses.
I would then screen these to weed out those who still fell thru the cracks. We had winners of all sorts. One kid tried bsing his way past his age of 24 being “shy” of 30. Several men sent bogus pictures that I busted with demands of needing a picture taken asap with their cell phones holding a piece of paper with today’s date on it. Yeah, sadly we had to go to those levels. Another argued we were spam bots and that’s why he sent us bogus pictures and information. We also received countless pictures of cocks, who all got eliminated.
Out of those 15 responses we traded pics with 10 hopefuls and started setting up meets. This is where we got seriously weary of the same responses and had to get this over and done with. Sassy being the sweet heart she is could not see past their pretty blue eyes and bulging muscles for the load of crap they were trying to feed us. So it was me they had to get past and receive a picture of us from. Setting up time frames I decided the guy we would choose is easy going and had some self confidence in what he wanted. So I informed all ten men that there will be back to back interviews and started setting up dates .
Monday we had three men meeting us and they had a half hour intervals to wow us. I found one guy that I was smitten with due to his straightforward no nonsense point of view and he was more than willing to jump thru our hoops to prove he was worthy. NICE. This one instantly got my cell number and I told him not to fuck this up. Out of the three to show, he was the only one who did. He’s single, local and the only issue is condoms. But he is working on it.
Tuesday we had again three fellas committing to meet us. One guy really wanted to but our place of meeting is where his wife worked. Whoops! Sucks to be you. A hot military guy was coming to meet us in full fatigues and no boxers, YUM!! Another fella who I asked to send a recent face shot sends us his cock shot. I told him we are passing on him. He begged and pleaded. So I relented and he sent a face shot. I was seriously ticked with the guy but still agreed to meet him.
We get to our designated spot and he was waiting for us so we sat down to chat. He was very cute in person and I was warming up to his personality. We warned him that we have others to interview and that he would have to go when they showed up. He was cool with this. Shockingly (not really) he was the only one to show up. So we told him he won by default.
There was actually another guy that did show up but was so miffed with us that we were meeting another guy that he decided a scathing email would somehow guilt us into begging a final chance. Yeah, no.
So it just goes to show how full of shit men really are, out of all those men, two stepped up to the plate to actually want to go thru with this. Let’s hope the next few weeks prove them worthy.
