Atta Girl
31 Dec 2011 1 Comment
in Open marriage, Relations Tags: arrested, casino, delinquents, girls night out, Happy New Year, hubby, Marriage, Open marriage, Sassyslut, slut sisters, Spartacus, Twin, vandalism, Wine glass
Sometimes life can give you run for your money and sometimes it can make feel like you are stuck in a rut. I have been in the rut and needed to get a little stupid. So why not go out with my slut sisters and have a night of delinquencies.
Sassyslut, my twin and I went on a drive to a hit a casino and possibly a strip joint. It seemed that we all needed a good drunken night out and off we went. We chatted about all our relationships outside of our marriages and our hubbies. Hanging with the gals is something so precious to me because there are in the same frame of mind as I am and the conversations flow into seriously funny wrongness. We always attract double takes by our bawdiness and it is hilarious.
The casino was pretty cool for the most part; would’ve rocked if I won more than $20. But the booze was flowing and I kept pressing my button to see if I would win more. Nope!
After we were tapped out we sat to drink some more wine and chatted up a storm. We decided to pay a visit to a fella that SassySlut had an issue with. She wanted to confront him and well we all had some liquid courage to do it properly. Sassy lifted the three wine glasses we drained and off to his house we went.
The glasses were to pee in them and put them on his door step.. or something silly like that. Yeah it’s gross but when you are drinking the mind thinks up wild stuff and we thought it was a good idea. So here we are outside his house and it’s Midnight. Of course he would be up. Oh, did I mention he lives at his parent’s house? Yeah..
So Sassy refuses to get outta the car to confront the guy. I was like “are you kidding? We drove an hour to get here and you’re not doing anything? Fine! I will.” Out the car I go and up to the house. I see the neighbor has a light on in their garage and people in there. I can’t get to the door to the house cause there is a gate blocking my way and the screened in porch entrance was a blocked from the inside by a Christmas tree. All this time I am hollering back at the car asking how to get to the door and neither gals get out with me. Sassy directs me to the gate and I find the latch to open it. As soon as I slid it up, I hear dogs inside start barking and I beeline it back to the car.
In the car we talk more and I asked Sassy what she planned on doing the glasses. She didn’t want to do anything with them. So again I said “Fine! I will do it.” Out the car I go and thru the window I took the three glasses and truck back up to the house.
The sound of breaking glass is quite loud at midnight; especially when you huff three of them up against a house. From the car I hear the gals hollering for me to get back and I ran back to the car only to find my door locked. I must have locked it on my way out ( friggin child lock!!). They let me in and up the road we dash. We had to turn around and pass his house again; when I see the light on and a man standing outside the door. I holler someone is there and let’s go talk to him. But my twin just kept driving.
The gals were worried about getting caught and being arrested but I wasn’t. I think it would have been fun. They said that their husbands would have had a cow about the whole thing and I said mine would have given me a ‘Atta girl!” I even fired off a text to hubby stating “Being bad, honey! You’d be so proud!!” and his response.. “Atta Girl!!!”
So even though we didn’t get arrested since this happened last night and the douche bag can’t prove it was Sassy(err.. me) who did the .. well I guess I vandalized a house! It did come out to a fun evening and refreshed me for the next year.
Happy New Year everyone! My evening will be snuggled in with my Hubby watching Spartacus while sipping Champagne.
Idling Sheman
28 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: children, Divorce, hubby, Kat, Open marriage, Sheman
It’s been a long time since I have written about Sheman but it was due to very little communications between us that kept things on hiatus. So, lemme catch you all up. She had taken a CMA job in April and started working double shifts and over time to pay back some of her debts. All this means that she had no life and everything was put on hold.
I was quite fine with the situation. It got her outta my hair for a while and I wasn’t feeling pressured anymore for constant hook ups. I saw her here and there over the summer but it was all fleetingly. The last time we saw each other was on Halloween. We chatted for the longest time outside my door and I came to the realization that even though she is a pain in my ass; I missed her. I truly like her and I like hanging out with her because we have so much in common. I told her so via text that day and we were supposed to get together shortly after that but something came up. I think she had to work.
So time flies and life gets in the way every so often we would fire off a text to each other and it was more of hit or miss between us. Here comes Christmas and I wanted to see her. We set up a time and she waffled, work again. The next day she had off and so we planned to just to do her errands and reconnect.
We shopped and I bought her a late Christmas gift and then took her to breakfast for lunch. Turns out we both love breakfast any time of the day. I was thrilled!! We chatted about her relationship with her “wife” Kat and it seems that her Open Marriage has exploded. Hubby doesn’t cut it for her anymore and she wants out. I mentioned that I knew that kind of relationship wouldn’t work. One spouse cannot be that selfish in wanting to have extra martial affairs and not allow the other to have them. It’s bullshit. The man claims he doesn’t want to step outside the marriage but I don’t believe that. There is some deep harboring resentment there that has bubbled up to the surface and has caused irreparable damages. That with the fact the man doesn’t know his wife and has loads of bad traits.
As I listen to Sheman castrate the man I couldn’t help but toss in that it takes two people to make a marriage work. That Kat is not an angel and that she is just as much to blame as he is for the failure of their union. She had to agree with me and has some trepidation for what the future could be bringing her way. Kat divorces her hubby and wants Sheman to move in with her. Wants Sheman to be the parent to her children that hubby is incapable of being. And I tossed in for added measure that I would have to leave the picture of this happy scenario.
For the first time know Sheman, I seen her tell me that she has no intentions of moving in with Kat after hubby is gone. She in fact signed her lease for another year at her apartment. Sheman is putting on the breaks for her freedom. I was so very impressed with her! She must have realized she needs to slow things down and not go so fast. I am really digging this side of her!
Anyways, long story short; Sheman is not out of the picture just idling in the background for a few spare moments here and there. I also have another year with her to see where things could go. 
Christmas
20 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
in Open marriage Tags: Christmas, horny, hubby, men, Merry Christmas, Wish, women
Haven’t posted in a while, could be I just needed some down time. Life likes to get in the way of being a Ho sometimes. SassySlut and I have met a few hopefuls. But due to holidays, colds, friggin bills and.. well yeah that’s about it; we haven’t set up any fun times. Actually that isn’t true, we did set up a play date with a guy that begged for a second chance at meeting him.
He was one of those cuties that you look at and just let him trickle thru without any questions. Or it could be that I was just plain horny and he looked just tasty enough to say “Don’t care who you are, lets meet!” So we set it up at a busy spot that had a deli attached and waited. And waited.. and well you get where this is fucking going right?
We both email him, thanking him for wasting our time. See he had to drive over an hour to come see us and again I broke a rule of staying local. Stupid crotch.. Anyways, he claims he was there in the parking lot. What dumb ass would drive an hour to meet to women for a shot at a threesome that he was most definitely going to get and not take the initiative to go in and fucking see if we were there? Makes no sense and extremely lame excuse; yet we met him again. Same spot and wow what a connection! He was perfect and we set up a play date for the following Monday.
We exchanged cell numbers and started chatting and then he starts asking for picture. I sent him one and asked for one from him. He reciprocated but then asked for more risqué pics. I said no he will get to see the goods on Monday. Mind you during our luncheon he bragged about conversing 10 women at a time and we were amongst them. Dude was dog and we could have cared less. For me it was even hotter knowing this. But after texting with him it was plain to see the fucker just wanted a cache of naked pics of women he may or may not sleep with. So I ended the conversation with I have to go now and play mom to the family.
Come Monday, he contacts my girl because he knows she is more lenient then I am and canceled our date. Shocker. We get a lot of that. All talk and no action. So for the time frame we are taking a hiatus from finding a stud to play with until after the holidays.
I’m fine with that. Hubby is satisfactorily ringing my bell so I am in no rush. I love my relationship with my hubby and always feel grateful for a wonderful man. My Christmas wish is that my slut sisters find a love that is fulfilling and is treated like they should be or how they want to be.
Merry Christmas to you all!
