Atta Girl

31 Dec 2011 1 Comment

by househo in Open marriage, Relations Tags: arrested, casino, delinquents, girls night out, Happy New Year, hubby, Marriage, Open marriage, Sassyslut, slut sisters, Spartacus, Twin, vandalism, Wine glass

Sometimes life can give you run for your money and sometimes it can make feel like you are stuck in a rut.  I have been in the rut and needed to get a little stupid.  So why not go out with my slut sisters and have a night of delinquencies. 

Sassyslut, my twin and I went on a drive to a hit a casino and possibly a strip joint.  It seemed that we all needed a good drunken night out and off we went.  We chatted about all our relationships outside of our marriages and our hubbies.  Hanging with the gals is something so precious to me because there are in the same frame of mind as I am and the conversations flow into seriously funny wrongness.  We always attract double takes by our bawdiness and it is hilarious.

The casino was pretty cool for the most part; would’ve rocked if I won more than $20. But the booze was flowing and I kept pressing my button to see if I would win more.  Nope! 

After we were tapped out we sat to drink some more wine and chatted up a storm.  We decided to pay a visit to a fella that SassySlut had an issue with.  She wanted to confront him and well we all had some liquid courage to do it properly.  Sassy lifted the three wine glasses we drained and off to his house we went. 

The glasses were to pee in them and put them on his door step.. or something silly like that.  Yeah it’s gross but when you are drinking the mind thinks up wild stuff and we thought it was a good idea.  So here we are outside his house and it’s Midnight.  Of course he would be up.  Oh, did I mention he lives at his parent’s house? Yeah..

So Sassy refuses to get outta the car to confront the guy.  I was like “are you kidding?  We drove an hour to get here and you’re not doing anything?  Fine! I will.” Out the car I go and up to the house.  I see the neighbor has a light on in their garage and people in there.  I can’t get to the door to the house cause there is a gate blocking my way and the screened in porch entrance was a blocked from the inside by a Christmas tree.    All this time I am hollering back at the car asking how to get to the door and neither gals get out with me.  Sassy directs me to the gate and I find the latch to open it.  As soon as I slid it up, I hear dogs inside start barking and I beeline it back to the car.

In the car we talk more and I asked Sassy what she planned on doing the glasses.  She didn’t want to do anything with them.  So again I said “Fine!  I will do it.”  Out the car I go and thru the window I took the three glasses and truck back up to the house. 

The sound of breaking glass is quite loud at midnight; especially when you huff three of them up against a house.  From the car I hear the gals hollering for me to get back and I ran back to the car only to find my door locked.  I must have locked it on my way out ( friggin child lock!!).   They let me in and up the road we dash.  We had to turn around and pass his house again; when I see the light on and a man standing outside the door.  I holler someone is there and let’s go talk to him.  But my twin just kept driving. 

The gals were worried about getting caught and being arrested but I wasn’t.  I think it would have been fun.  They said that their husbands would have had a cow about the whole thing and I said mine would have given me a ‘Atta girl!”  I even fired off a text to hubby stating “Being bad, honey!  You’d be so proud!!”  and his response..  “Atta Girl!!!” 

So even though we didn’t get arrested since this happened last night and the douche bag can’t prove it was Sassy(err.. me) who did the .. well I guess I vandalized a house!  It did come out to a fun evening and refreshed me for the next year.

Happy New Year everyone!  My evening  will be snuggled in with my Hubby watching Spartacus while sipping Champagne.