Boobies!
08 Mar 2011 1 Comment
in Open marriage Tags: areolas, boobs, breast, DD, flat nipple, hubby, Inverted nipple, Nipple, Sheman, weight loss
Well Next month is Breast cancer awareness and I figured it be a good way help everyone by talking about Boobs! Women’s boobs, that is. I found that since I have entered into this fun Open Marriage that I have had the opportunity to touch several sets of tah-tahs. And let me tell you this! Each pair has been totally different. It’s like a snowflake different.
Da Girls
The first set is mine, of course. I am very, VERY fond of my lady lumps. So much in fact I named them. But you don’t need to know that. Heh heh. I have a generous C cup that can easily venture into D land depending on the bra. But what is totally awesome about mine is that they are full, with large areola and perky nipples begging for attention.
I would love to have them bigger though. Not hugely big like hubby would like, but a few
Le Nip
more cup sizes would be awesome. Something about have DD’s could really wow me. LOL
I do have a shot of the nipple. I did a test on the Hubby to see if he could identify which one and boy is he good!! LOL Whoa! Careful.. that thing can poke an eye out. So yeah, that’s my boob and I believe the left one at that. Anyway, I had then ventured on to touching other boobs. I find the gals that have some meat on their bones have the full bosom that give their boob more body.
Once a gal goes on a huge weight loss, the first to go is the boobs! And not only that! It’s like the filler or air deflated out of them. Playing with this gal a few time who was on an extreme weight loss kick. I found her deflated boobs, unappealing. She had great nipples but well I felt like blowing them up instead of sucking them. It was definitely a sad thing to say!
But then on of my closest friends who was also on a weight loss kick but no into the upper body strengthening like the previous gal was, had huge tits! She was losing the weight but the girls held strong. She is so self-conscious of them but I tell her all the time I would take them if I could. She had little nipples and hard to find them by their size. Sorry no pic, she’s bashful.
Several other ladies’ boobs I have had the delight in touching but nothing was as different as Sheman’s. Very large breast with no prominent nipple. It was like it was hidden or something. After doing some research I found
Flat nipple
that she has Inverted Nipples and its common for some but I believe hers are more flat then inverted. This picture is not her’s but its damn near close enough. I believe she is the DD realm or even higher. But have yet to ask.
So in my adventures of playing outside my marriage I get to explore other female bodies and find that we are all different! What more is that most of my friends have given my Hubby a boob shot that is with or without a bra on. I tend to be the pimp in this aspect but he definitely has a spank bank full of my girl friend’s tits.
Now I think in the coming of the next month everyone should feel up a new set of boobs. Chalk it up to taking one for the team and saving another pair of boobs from cancer.
So Go! Feel up your neighbor!
I kissed a girl…….
17 Feb 2011 5 Comments
in Relations Tags: boobs, cock, dildo, Fuck, horny, Kiss, Making out, oral sex, Sheman, squirter, strap on
Well, it was more than kissing. It turned into hard core make out session in my kitchen with Sheman. I was extremely turned on and boy if we didn’t have impressionable eyes in the house. Things would have gone quite hot and heavy.
Hubby and I have been in a timing funk with our sex life and it’s been quite frustrating to say the least! So here is Sheman all willing to take care of these needs and I being the Ho that I am took her up on that offer. Did you all happen to notice it’s a full moon out tonight? I’m sure there are a lot of horny people out there getting their groove on tonight.
I believe I was so turned on about her is that she was standing up to Kat in dominating self preserving way. Kat is pulling jealousy crap that is beyond normal. Her latest was over a poster of two very hot women kissing. Sheman stated she found it hot and Kat flipped out about it. So, being the little evil Ho that I am went and purchased the poster for Sheman. I know! I am such a juvy. It’s my little way of poking a festering wound to either heal or bleed out. LOL
I end up at her house and watched Sheman put up her new poster when I get a bombardment of texting, voicemails and calls. Hubby needs me home due to having to deal with an emergency at work. What the hell?! I find this all an omen of sorts. Hooking up with Sheman is not supposed to happen. So instead I bring her along back to my place to watch the kiddies and wait for him to get home.
By 10pm, I am able to take her back home. Where I kind of lost my mood of wanting to hook up but she was not having any of that. She directs me to her bedroom where we proceeded to make out more and I started to warm back up. Shirts were lost that was followed by bras. Sheman loves the boobies and spent an ample amount of time on them, which I loved!!
She then asked me what I wanted next. Umm… Umm.. I’m not the lesbian here!! I told her whatever she wanted to do was cool with me. She says, “Ever been fucked with a strap on?” No. Nope. Can’t say I have! But how about you lick me first for a bit before we go there?!
Off went the pants and OMG!! The girl has some skill in this department. She did it just the way I liked it without me telling her. She gets two thumbs WAY UP in this department. After having several orgasms this way she switches to finger fuck me and I can’t stand it. I associate fingers there to a pelvic exam. Not pleasant. So I stop her and we make out some more.
She pulls out her toys. A double headed dildo, a strap on with a thick cock, nipple clips, several vibrating eggs, and hand cuffs. I was interested in the nipple clips and we tried getting them on me but apparently we are not smart enough to put them on correctly. Sheman puts on her strap on and walks around with this dong protruding from nether regions that just makes me giggle. I so wanted to take a picture but she refused.
So we make out some more and she plays with my puss and it was dry. I did not see any lube and I prayed she would not try to do me dry. Like she was reading my mind she went back down on me and had me climaxing several times again. She then mounts me and works her cock into me as she begins to fuck me. This was really different for me. I can’t say I did not like it, but it is definitely not like fucking a real cock. She was able to get off this way several times, which I found interestingly cool.
Afterwards, we snuggled and talked. I told her that I could very well get weird now that we did this. I explained my track record of sex with other people was kind of the death of the situation. I feel that I did not want to lose the connection we had by getting weird, so I confessed all this to her. I did tell her that I was very impressed with the oral aspect of what we did. But she did put this high expectation on herself by bragging to me. This being the first time though, I thought she did a good job! Oh and she did say that I am a squirter. Not a lot, but apparently a mouthful. Hmm.. Really??
The Lesbian
22 Jun 2010 1 Comment
in Sexuality Tags: bisexual, boobs, climax, clit, karaoke, kissing, lesbian, musician, pussy, singing
I met my lesbian in the summer time of last year, before I started this blog. I found her on a dating site and liked her immediately. Her being a scatter brain took for ever to write back and then we met at a local walking trail that was near my home.
Her background is that she was getting a divorce from a very good-looking man because she’s a lesbian. They have two children together that are very young and so it worked well for us to meet on this trail so that we can walk the kids in their strollers while we chatted.
Our first initial meeting was that she was quite the talker and was all over the map on subjects. I found her hilarious and very lost within herself. She looked to me as a friend and a possible lover.
I told her that we have to get to know each other first before something like that was to happen. Really she was a nut that I felt in need of cracking. I took her under my wing and made it my goal to find her love.
She was quite the basket case, calling me crying and in need of tons of consoling. I tried steering her in positive directions but she would find fault with every step of the way. Then one day I found her calling. Karaoke! I loved it as well but not like her. It became her religion. And she was damn good at it too.
Every week I would get dragged to the bar as she belted out one song after another. Men would flock to her and she would scorn them. Fellow lesbians would make advances at her and she would freak and back off. I had to help her out. So I propositioned her. “Do I need to come over and do ya to get you over your fear of fucking a woman?” She hemmed and hawed over the for a while. But didn’t take me up on it.
Then one week I had this incredible itch that no dick could touch. I wanted pussy. And here was my friend mopping and crying in her beer. So I again propositioned her. This time I was quite blunt in saying ” I’m coming over tonight so you can have your way with me”. She did not turn me down.
Hanging out at her place she was nervous and jittery. She liked to smoke and smoke pot. I am closet smoker and I do not mind pot either. We drank beer and snuggled while watching a slapstick comedy she was dying for me to see. She ended up lying on my boobs which are .. well chesty. And she began to grope them, all the while telling me she is a boob girl.
I lost my clothes fairly quickly and the movie was forgotten as we began to kiss and explore each other. What a difference it is to touch a female body instead of hard body of a man. It was exciting and I was thrilled to be having the great one on one experience. This was a first for both of us.
She was gentle but with some forcefulness here and there that made it just right for a female’s touch. Mauling my breasts I was in heaven wanting more. She worked her way down to my aching pussy as I found myself climaxing within minutes of her lips and tongue touching me. As the shudders ran thru me, I giggled saying this is what I needed!
I was then eager to play with her. She felt really uncomfortable but I assured her that she was fine and to enjoy it. Her breast were small and some what deflated compared to my full boobs. She had large nipples which is great for breast-feeding. I commented on that and she did say that she did breast feed her babies.
When I got to her puss, she told me I did not have to do this. I said shut up and enjoy it! She had a scent of warm cookies and her taste was sweet. I was enjoying hearing her moans and Thank Yous as I brought her to her climax.
That was our first time together solo. She then wanted to hook up daily and I could not. I tried telling her that she had her experience and need not be afraid of being with another woman. After some more gentle pushing on my end, she met up with a full fledge lesbian that rocked her world. Turns out lesbians like to find “fresh meat” and break them in then leave them. Odd whoring behavior but whatever.
She was back on the rebound and hounding me. I invited her over to play and this included toys and lots of giggling. I got to play with my toy on her clit that made her jump outta her skin when I touched it. This was our last time together.
Karaoke was her main outlet and she lived for those nights. Weather was becoming colder and I battled one cold after another that kept me from hanging with her at the bar. She talked of other lesbians but nothing panned out for her.
Then she started hanging out with fellow musicians that idolized her and one fella seriously had a thing for her. She told me that she wanted to just toy with him because she was a lesbian but within two weeks she was head-over-heels in love with the man. Turns out her husband was not the man for her. He was drop dead gorgeous ( I know, met him and he was wearing a loin cloth -thats it!! Super fuckin hot!) but had a big dick and she hated his cock. So she fantasized about women and convinced herself she was a lesbian.
Today she is happily in love with this musician that can make her cum by a single touch. We are still friends and chat frequently. I love hearing her gush about her man. Years of unhappiness has finally brought her full circle of Karaoke and her man.
She tells me I am the one she has to thank for this. I was just there to help a lost soul find herself. Our last conversation was in regards to her sexuality, since I had to know! “Do you still consider yourself a lesbian” . Her answer is no but she is attracted to women so she is definitely bisexual.
So comes the full circle of a Straight girl gone lesbian that has become a bisexual.
Webcaming
21 Jun 2010 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: boobs, cock, FMF, huge cock, masturbate, MFM, micro dick, orgasm, webcam
Last night I was chatting with a fellow blogger Bitch on Crack on IM when I was interrupted by BJ wanting some attention. I chatted a bit with both of them when I decided to really mess with BJ. I asked him to activate his web cam and masturbate for me.
He was very game to play so he turned his on and asked if I had one. I don’t but have in the past and well I could get easily in trouble if I have one readily available. So my part in all this was to watch and tell him what to do. I was game for that.
Having such a rotten time with Black Lion, I wanted a man to jump thru my hoops for a change. I instructed him to position the cam on his cock and he did. He unzips and pulls out his cock. It looked a bit small hiding behind the clothes, so I told him to drop trow so that he was totally free.
He was totally erect and types back to me that he likes me telling him what to do. I have him start rubbing himself while I inform Bitch on Crack what I was doing. We had a nice chuckle and I decide to tell BJ that I told a friend what he was doing for me. He immediately said that she could watch as well if she wanted. She was game and IM’ed him. We both watched him stroke his cock and play with his balls all the while having our own little private conversation.
We both thought the head of his cock was small and pointy. Which lead us to recounting past men we were with and their cocks. I have had my share of different types of cocks. One fella was so big that he could not get it in me, I dumped him immediately. Then there was another drop dead gorgeous man with a micro dick. He asked for a condom and I said for what!? Sex with him didn’t happen, LOL.
BJ was happily stroking away with some small words of encouragements from me. I believe Bitch on Crack was just watching and conversing with me. He did interject how hot she was and wanted both of us positioned in front of him while he was doing this. Of course it led to FMF talk and I told him he was dreaming. See I don’t share my bitches with any man other than Hubby and I made sure he knew it. I did ask if he would be game for a MFM situation and he was. So that there is a nice perk in his favor.
Somehow Bitch on Crack and I got onto the subject of women’s breasts. I had told her that they are all different in feel. Some are super soft and have no filling to them. While others are full with lovely nipples and others are big, soft and tiny nipples. I had her now curious about boobs and wanting to examine them. LOL
All the while this conversation is going on, BJ is still stroking away. We mentioned that he was still going strong, even with an audience. Nice to know he has stamina but we all know that stamina isn’t all that if he can’t keep a girl’s attention. There’s a lot more than sticking a dick in a girl and its be nice if more men would pay attention to that!
So here is BJ still going at it. I decided to start talking all nasty to get him to go already. LOL A few lines of deep throating his cock and he was ready to blow. We watched him dump his load on his shirt and it was nice to know that there wasn’t a lot there either! Not a big fan of bucket loads of cum and it looked like he didn’t have that much precum either. Another plus in his favor.
It was well past 2 am and the vicodine I took had kicked in making me a bit sleepy. I said my good nights to everyone and off to bed I went. I snuggled up to Hubby and he started massaging me. I cupped his balls as his cock sprang to life. Its been sometime since we last been together and I immediately went down on him and rubbed my tits all over his cock.
When he entered me I felt some slight soreness of last encounter but the sensations were all there and feeling good. I enjoyed the tit play and his thrusts but an orgasm was not on the horizon. Hubby was so into it he came hard and did not realize I had not achieved mine. I believe the vicodine is an inhibitor for me like alcohol can be. It’s an enjoyable time but no fireworks for me.
Afterwards, we snuggled and I felt frustrated. I woke up feeling frustrated and unsure if Hubby was even aware that I didn’t get mine. I questioned him as to whether or not he noticed anything different last night and he didn’t. I didn’t tell him I did not get mine. But hey.. at least it was enjoyable.
** On a side note**
I am seeing a pattern of downer postings lately. I do apologize for that but I am posting what is truly happening in my life. I don’t claim or make up shit. Everything I write about is true and actual events that took place. I will have to re-count on some past experiences to perk things back up.
Bazooms!
23 May 2010 3 Comments
in Sexuality Tags: big ass boobs, boobs, breasts, HUGE BOOBS, lactating, tits
- BAZOOMS!
So chatting away with fellow blogger Bitch on Crack we touched upon the subjects of boobs. Apparently she had some mondo jugs that just wowed me.
Thru all this I am keeping Hubby abreast (hah) of this titillating (snark!) subject that I decided I just had to see what a pair of 38G’s looked like. So I googled: size 38G’s.
I found pictures of women clad in bras that were tiny sizes of 36′s claiming to be 38G’s. Showing this to hubby, he says NO NO NO! You gotta type in 38G TITS. OOOOOHHHH!!! Silly me.
So there were some bigger boobs but still not what I was looking for. Hubby then tells me to type in this website. My Boob Site And then Whoa! Seriously big ass tits!
I came across this luscious number and looking at her… all I can say is. Does it look like she has the most perfectly perky ass you ever saw tucked in her shirt?
Hubby and I are having a great laugh over this. He finds it amusing that I have never gone boob surfing on the net. Boobs are his thing.. I have my own kinks, thank you very much!
Of course, he had to then direct me to a site that would make me wig out. Check it out for yourselves, OMG – my boobies are soo tiny!
Stranger Danger
14 May 2010 5 Comments
in Relations Tags: boobs, clit, cock toy, erection, nipples, playdate, sex, slut, threesome, tits, vibrator
A fellow blogger and good friend of mine, Sassy Slut came over for lunch today. I love this gal she makes me laugh so hard I wanna pee my pants at times. Any time she is around it’s always a good time.
We had set up a playdate to sex up the hubby, its been quite a long time since he had some action that we decided to have a little fun with him. I believe his last threesome was around November of last year. So yeah, he was over due for some extra loving.
Whenever there is a new girl to the equation or I am the new girl in the equation there is the getting to know you awkwardness to get over. But hubby and I so laid back and relaxed that we tend to do a lot of joking and laughing. Breaks down barriers quickly and everyone feels at ease.
While we were playing with hubby we found that he was having a little problem achieving an erection and that was fine. Switching gears, Sassy Slut and I decided some pictures would be appropriate and here is one lovely shot to share!
I love her boobs! Full and great nipples! Just like mine but way bigger. I am of course jealous of the size of them. Made mine appear tiny compared to hers. Of course anyone readers out there willing to donate a boob job for me, I would gladly show them off on here for you.
Once the photo shoot was over, we went back to enjoying one another and I gotta say Sassy Slut has some nice oral skills!
I then played with her and enjoyed a nice tasty clit while hubby mauled Sassy Slut ‘s boobs. Again hubby was unable to get fully erect and so I made him, lay down while we both gave him head. It was getting a bit frustrating for him to get his cock-up and so I suggest we get our toys. He has his cock toy and I have my lovely vibrator that is so much fun.
I believe Sassy Slut was really liking my toy when hubby lets me know his toy worked for him when he entered me from behind.
I continued to play with Sassy Slut ‘s clit while hubby started to get into his groove. But I made the mistake of stopping him before he really got his cock good and hard. I wanted to watch him fuck my friend while I played with my toy. Sadly it was short-lived as he lost his erection yet again and by that time frame we realized playtime was over due to life getting in the way.
Overall I enjoyed our time and hope to do this again soon. Hubby apparently needs frequent exposure so that he doesn’t have Stranger Danger. And although he was frustrated he still enjoyed it and that’s what really counts.
