Dick for Lunch

For lunch today we set up a little naked time with one of the guys we lunched with last week.  Let’s call him Dick.  He was the one that got all the way to seeing what we looked like and told the time and place of were to meet us for lunch.  I asked him for a picture via his cell phone of what he looks like right now and he sends me a picture of his cock.  I told him that we were sorely disappointed that he did this and informed him that he was disqualified for not following simple rules.  He begged and pleaded and well, I relented and we met the idiot.

All morning he was emailing me about our meeting and where to meet Sassyslut to then make it to my house.  It was nice to see a guy get excited about a great time with us.  With all the no shows this was a breath of fresh air to us.

Flash forward to us in my bedroom and we are all naked.  He never being with two women at once was a unsure where to start, cozy up to him to get things moving and we kissed.  Not bad in the kissing department.  His scruff is a bit rough but I can handle it.  Somehow I find myself on my back and Dick is kissing me while Sassy is making me her lunch.    It’s a fantastic feeling to have two sets of lips on you at the same time.  Especially if they are in the nether region and the nipples, yeah baby!

I enjoyed that for a few moments before reaching for his cock, which was quite nice!  No pre-cum; even better!!  And I started running my tongue and lips all over it.  We played like this for a little bit until I felt that my girl needed attention.  I pop up and have her lie down and Dick begins to eat her tasty twat.  Scanning the view I notice that Dick has a very nice butt and say so.  I even took a little nip at it.  Going back up to Sassy, I give her a kiss and move on to her lushes boobs.  I like her boobs, nice and firm with large nipples like mine.  I chew and nurse on her breasts for a bit as she is moaning away.   Looking down at Dick I say is how’s he doing?  She answers, I love it.  I sidle up next to him and say “you sure?  He doesn’t look like he’s doing it right”.  He lets me play with her and moves over to her side to kiss her and fondle both of us. 

I dive right in and pick up where he leaves off tasting her.  Sassy is moaning away as Dick kisses her and fondles her breasts.   Things get a bit blurry for a little bit, only because my face is buried in my friend’s pussy.  I come up for air and hear her really moaning as I bring her to her orgasm.  I pop up with a grin and she giggles.  I then pulled out my latest toy.  This is such a fun thing!  Two vibrating eggs that attach to a cock ring for clit and anal stimulation.

Hubby and I played with it the day before and it was quite interesting!   We will have to try it again very soon.  But with Sassy, I took the eggs out and handed her one and turned on the vibration.  Dick sat back and watched us.  Apparently he never played with toys before and this too was new for him.  

We ran the eggs all over each other until I found myself back on my back and Dick on my clit and an egg on Sassy’s clit.  We played this way for a bit changing back and forth as to who got his attention.  Sassy then gives him the eggs to play with me and gives Dick a blow job.  After a bit I can tell the man can’t multi-task so I stop him and tell him to grab a condom. 

Sassy says it’s my turn to get my big O, so I have Dick lay down as I straddle him.  I can feel his hip bones poking me in my thighs and I just think, this boy needs to eat!  As I sink down on his cock he fills me nicely and I ride him for a minute before it’s feeling like its deflating.  He is aggressively working my breasts over and sucking my nipples and it brings me to an orgasm.  I pop off and can see him go flaccid.  We tell him that it’s his turn and what does he want us to do.  He picks a blow job.  I warn him to let us know when he’s ready to cum.

I can’t get this man hard to save my life while Sassy is working his balls over.  She takes her turn at him and has him hard in no time.  I move up to kiss him and he gets really aggressive trying to sword fight me with his tongue.  My face is scrubbed with his scruffiness and I move to his neck and his earlobe.  Moving down to his chest he sticks his tongue in my ear and that was not pleasant.   He is really getting into his blow job as his hips are moving hard and Sassy is slurping away.  His hand his on her head and then pushes her away as he spurts all over his belly.

Over all it was not a bad time, but the condom thing was a bit disappointing.  I think he had a condom on twice and both times lost his erection.  He claims he really hates condoms and I understand it.   Our other guy who is suppose to meet us on Friday is the same way about condoms.  *sigh* Are we going to have a similar experience then too?

Karaoke Kay

I have a very dear friend that I written about two years ago; the Lesbian.  Feel free to catch on her story before reading any further on this posting.

Ok, all caught up?  Good. Well knowing that she is bisexual I can’t keep her named as the Lesbian.  So I will rename her.  Kay is a fantastic woman that found her way in the world of Karaoke like her boyfriend.  While pursuing this great pastime she has made loads of friends and developed a serious crush on a fellow Karaoke singer.  He is very similar to her boyfriend and things progressed to a drunken evening in a threesome with her boyfriend and her crush.  Confusion ensued as she contacts me for help.  Her boyfriend, although initiated the threesome for what seems to be for the specific reason to DP her, was weird about the whole thing and did not know the state of their relationship.  Sex was off and orgasms were not achieved all around and the crush grows stronger.

While talking to her I found that she has not understood the type of relationship she can have with her boyfriend if she just talked honestly with him.  Her rocker boyfriend has had a very colorful sex life and this tells me that an open relationship is not something he would be against.  I even tossed in that to help her smooth the relation out into a more positive avenue, that I would help them out in doing a threesome with them.

Not so shockingly this was exactly what was needed to help them.  Several weeks go by and I get a call from her asking if I would like to have a fun time this evening.  We were to go to a bar, sing Karaoke, do a little drinking and then meet up with the boyfriend after he gotten off of work.  I said sure!

Now I am not into the types of men she is into.  He is a rocker with piercings, tattoos, bald and a full beard.  His look does not turn me on but as a person I truly liked him.  My love for my friend was enough to agree to this evening without a second thought.

I dress up in a sexy dress and got all girly for them.  She was unsure about the whole situation until she saw what I was wearing.  In the bar that she frequents a lot, she was very affectionate with me which probably had the regulars wondering.  We sang our songs (which I was horrible at), drank our drinks and headed back to house. 

Her boyfriend needed a shower as he handed me a cheap beer to drink.  He works as a cook and had the musky smell of sweat that was going to be deal breaker if he didn’t shower.  Luckily after a few mentions of him needed to take a shower he did it and shows back up in a towel.

It’s about midnight when the festivities began.  Kay began kissing me and it was game on.  As I was stripping she turned on some hard rock music via the internet radio that tossed in a commercial every few songs.  While she was doing this her boyfriend was all over me, kissing me and then moving down to my breasts.  I always find the attention I get on my breasts very light and wanting to tell them to be a little rougher, but instead I just enjoy it.  He kisses me to my side and his beard tickles causing me to giggle.  His beard is very soft and I just have to get used to it.

He then pushes me on my back and goes right to town as I feel Kay’s lips on my nipple.  I then pull her up to me so I can kiss her.  We go at this for a good while as I enjoy the oral he performed.  He stops to put on a condom (which I thankfully forewarned about my allergy to spermicidal ones or this evening would have been a bust) and enters me.  Oh it’s delicious.  He is not huge and just the right size.  Kay is excited as she raves about his cock and I have to admit I liked it.  He fucked me while I again kissed Kay some more.  After a while of me getting all the attention, I stopped him to switch positions.  I had her lay down as I draped over her to kiss her.  He came up behind me and then bites me right on my tattooed butt cheek.

Lipstick used to make a symbolic kiss.

my tat :)

That was super hot!  He then entered me while we were kissing and my thigh was on her pelvis as we fucked like this and I watched her cum all over my thigh.

We take a quick potty break and he lays down to tell me to get on top.  I straddle him and begin to ride him.   I feel Kay behind me as she cups my breasts and nibbles on my neck and ear.   This position was so hot that I came four times and boy was I loud about it.  They both loved making me cum and I so did I!

I pop off and have her straddle him as I come up behind her to do the same thing for her.  I tend to be a bit rougher as I pull her hair and bite on them.  I am not sure how many times she came but she wasn’t as loud as I was.  It was definitely hot to see them both cum at the same time though.

We took a quick potty, beer and check the phone break.  Kay kissed me and pushed me back down on the bed and dove right to my clit.   Orally if I compared the two, I would say they were about equal with her being a bit more aggressive.  I usually don’t care for being fingered but with her it was pretty nice.  Until she starts pushing up on the inner part of my vagina that apparently is where your G spot is.  I squirm some to stop her and open my eyes to see the head of his cock looming over my forehead.  I begin to giggle and both look at me as I laugh about the cock over my head.  Kay goes back down on me as I begin to play with his cock.  I stroked his cock feeling it get hard as I run my tongue the length.  The position we are in puts his cock at an angle that would be hot for those who enjoy porn flicks with the cocks entering a mouth at hitting the side of the cheek.  We are doing this for a while as he pushes his cock into my mouth and all I can think of is teeth!  How can a guy enjoy the sharpness of teeth running along their cock.  He seemed to like it.

Another commercial hits and it’s about crunchy nut cereal and I burst out laughing.  I asked if he had crunchy nuts and we all are in a fit of giggles.  I think this is where we petered off and snuggled some before I asked about the time.   It was past 2 am and I was ready to go home.    He thanked me and kissed me goodbye and she took me home.

This brings a full circle to our relationship that evolved over the last two years.  I introduced her to her new life and created a beautiful self assured bisexual woman who found her love.  It may have been two years since we last been together but it felt like a few weeks.   She wants to have me over to do this several more times and I joke about waiting 2 years again.  But we will see.  I am not good with repeat performances even if it was pretty damn good.

Date with BJ

So the big MFM party is later this month and I have yet to meet my selections for it.  Finally feeling better from all my crap issues, I send out a text to my two hopefuls.  Both answer and BJ immediately wants to meet.  Like today.   So I decide to finagle things at home to make this possible.

BJ is someone I have been chatting with for well over a year.  Last summer we tried a meeting but it was a bust.  Then we have had a few Webcam moments and a little phone sexing.  He has been very patient and non-demanding with me.  And that is what I found really appealing about him.  Oh and that he was super cute.

We met at a restaurant with a bar and he was already seated drinking a beer and munching some tortilla chips.  I ordered a glass of wine and we chatted some.  He is quite mild manner and easy to talk to, which is a big plus!  He wanted things to move faster than they were going.  My wine was two glasses and I offered for him to drink the other.  He quickly downed it before I drank the rest of mine.  I had mentioned a bit earlier that I had issues with alcohol interfering with my orgasms so I was not looking for a buzz. He mentioned that it goes that way with him as well. 

He had asked if I scoped out a spot for us to play and I said I did.  So off we went.  I had him drive us to a secluded spot in a business district that I knew was empty.  We parked and began making out in his car. It’s always amazes me how gentle men are with breasts.  Their touch can be so light and at times I want to scream in frustration with their butterfly kisses and tell them that it’s ok to be a bit rough with them. BJ was not seeing that off the bat.  He had taken a few moments to play with them while we kissed.  It was a nice tongue action and full lips that didn’t turn me off at all. 

He then stated his cock needed some attention. He took out his cock and I liked the size and length of it.  Not huge and just right! Sitting in his car going down on his cock was something I found uncomfortable but doable for the time being.  It now dawns on me how I bitched about the way men touch my breasts, well how about with men in regards to the way us women handle their cocks?  I did my regular thing of working up and down the length of the shaft before hitting the sensitive head and then sucking it into my mouth.  Luckily for me BJ is quite vocal in telling me what he wanted and kept asking for more tongue, more teeth and more spit.  It was like I was in a porn flick and I was going to town on this man’s junk.

I found it all hilarious and tried my best to keep my whore on, except I am such a jokester that it I would say something naughty and end it with a giggle.  I’m sure that did not come off as hot.

As he is all kicked back in the driver’s seat and I am eating his cock, I found myself increasing uncomfortable in my position and finally after a good time slobbering all over his dick. I decide to say it’s my turn.  Which he in turn mauled my breasts again and made out some more.

We then moved outside of the car which was much cooler than in the car.  He brought out a condom and started to slip it on.  I was looking it over and it being a white condom also tells me the lubrication isn’t that great on them.  That had me a little worried. I am not a condom fan that is dry. 

He had me move to the front of the car and take off my shorts.  Bending me over the hood of the car he enters me doggy style, which was hot.  I do wish though that he spent more time on me but too late I guess.  He begins to pound me from behind and it’s pretty amazing.  With moments of breaks, he would start back up and pound me even faster and harder from the last time.   At one point in time I wondered if I would lose a filling or something from the speed he was going at.  

At one point he would slap my ass and grab my hair as he continued to fuck me, while talking dirty to me.  Every time he stopped it was like putting everything on pause and broke the spell so to speak.  After several times of him doing this, I was pretty much done and waited for him to cum.  I even asked after a while, Did you cum?

I am not sure if he was controlling it because he said it took him a while to get there.  So I just let him do his thing.  I pretty much lost the excitement of it and wanted to see where this would go.  What really put the brakes on it all was when he started talking about me being ready for anal.   *sigh* Why do men do that?  How do you know we are ready, if we are not begging for it?  Just because we discussed it earlier about it being done at the party AND specifically stating that I NEED TO BE PREPED FOR IT!!  Doesn’t mean that if you are jack hammering my pussy that my ass will miraculously be ready for you dick!  What’s more is that he tried to take his liberties on this and I had to say No, you can’t go there.

So by now he stops and takes off the condom in hopes I will suck his rubber tasting cock and I don’t want to.  Ick..  So I spit all over it and stroke him.  He tells me he wants to cum on my face and I say sure as long as it’s not in my mouth.   So I continue to spit and stroke until he says he is going to cum.  Sure enough he gets some in my mouth and I immediately start to gag.  I can’t help it.  I immediately start spitting it out before I hurl.  My stupid faults for having my mouth open when he did. 

Now I have to wonder.. is this guy worthy of a ticket to our MFM party?  I sure as hell didn’t get off and he tried to take liberties instead of asking.  But then, I strung the man along for a year.  Thoughts?

Boobies!

Well Next month is Breast cancer awareness and I figured it be a good way help everyone by talking about  Boobs!  Women’s boobs, that is.  I found that since I have entered into this fun Open Marriage that I have had the opportunity to touch several sets of tah-tahs.  And let me tell you this!  Each pair has been totally different.  It’s like a snowflake different. 

Da Girls

The first set is mine, of course.  I am very, VERY fond of my lady lumps.  So much in fact I named them.  But you don’t need to know that. Heh heh.  I have a generous C cup that can easily venture into D land depending on the bra.  But what is totally awesome about mine is that they are full, with large areola and perky nipples begging for attention. 

I would love to have them bigger though.  Not hugely big like hubby would like, but a few

Le Nip

more cup sizes would be awesome. Something about have DD’s could really wow me. LOL

I do have a shot of the nipple.  I did a test on the Hubby to see if he could identify which one and boy is he good!! LOL  Whoa!  Careful..  that thing can poke an eye out.  So yeah, that’s my boob and I believe the left one at that.  Anyway, I had then ventured on to touching other boobs.  I find the gals that have some meat on their bones have the full bosom that give their boob more body.

Once a gal goes on a huge weight loss, the first to go is the boobs!  And not only that!  It’s like the filler or air deflated out of them.  Playing with this gal a few time who was on an extreme weight loss kick.  I found her deflated boobs, unappealing.  She had great nipples but well I felt like blowing them up instead of sucking them.  It was definitely a sad thing to say! 

But then on of my closest friends who was also on a weight loss kick but no into the upper body strengthening like the previous gal was, had huge tits!  She was losing the weight but the girls held strong.  She is so self-conscious of them but I tell her all the time I would take them if  I could.  She had little nipples and hard to find them by their size.  Sorry no pic, she’s bashful.

Several other ladies’ boobs I have had the delight in touching but nothing was as different as Sheman’s.  Very large breast with no prominent nipple. It was like it was hidden or something.  After doing some research I found

Flat nipple

that she has Inverted Nipples and its common for some but I believe hers are more flat then inverted. This picture is not her’s but its damn near close enough.  I believe she is the DD realm or even higher.  But have yet to ask. 

So in my adventures of playing outside my marriage I get to explore other female bodies and find that we are all different!  What more is that most of my friends have given my Hubby a boob shot that is with or without a bra on.  I tend to be the pimp in this aspect but he definitely has a spank bank full of my girl friend’s tits. 

Now I think in the coming of the next month everyone should feel up a new set of boobs.  Chalk it up to taking one for the team and saving another pair of boobs from cancer. 

So Go!  Feel up your neighbor!

Headbangin

Ouchie gonna happen!Afternoon delights are at times a rare treat in our home.  With kids ranging from toddlerhood to teens, having them all preoccupied with naps or out of the house can take the alignment of stars for this to occur.  Yet today the timing was spot on as hubby and I beeline it to the bedroom for a quick romp.

I love afternoon sex, it’s when  I am at my horniest.  Which makes me more demanding and dominating.  Hubby just lays back and lets me maul him.   Settling into one of  my  favorite positions, Me on top, I began to ride him as he lets his hands roam.  Being so in sync with each other,  I found myself getting caught up into it.  So much so that I literally bashed my forehead into my husband’s rock hard cranium and said “oh god I love cock”.  This caught us both up and he laughs at me a bit.  I was  bit bewildered why I did that but continued on. 

Still in this position because I hate to give up my throne,  I continued to ride him when few minutes more into it hubby reaches his orgasm.  I slow down my stride and pout “oooh, you came!”.  Not stopping though I tell him to play with my nipples cause I still want mine!   He brings me to a lovely orgasm and I kiss him my thanks.  He looks at me now and says, “What the heck was the head bashing and screamin out you love cock?” 

I have no clue, but I think I gave myself a concussion. Not to mention a lovely headache.

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