Repercussions
16 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: dick, Fuck, hubby, infections, Sassy, Sassyslut, sex
Can five sex partners in three days, fuck up your vajayjay? *sigh* For me? Yup. I came down with a yeast infection and can’t figure out why. Started out with some serious cramping the next day and it lasted two days until I decided to medicate. I am not a fan of doing this because it brings on my period and (Dammit!!) Sassyslut and I are on the same schedule. So I am really hoping here that I just didn’t fuck that all up.
I am at the mercy of a sensitive crotch and will keep hand sanitizer or make playmates wash their hands before going there. And maybe I need to not let any fingers go in there. I have no clue.
I canceled our lunch date for this past Friday due to this issue and well straining my back. Yeah, not a spring chicken anymore and need to watch myself with over doing things around the house. Little ones wanting to be picked up don’t help either.
So, I entertained you all for a good few days. :/ Hopefully I will be back in the saddle again soon. I really want to take a crack at Dick again. Weird, right? I’m more of a one hump wonder but this guy has potential.
Anyhoo, I hope that by Friday I will be tits and balls deep with Sassy and one of those guys we selected.
And in other news, I at least gave Naughty Little Monkey and her hubby some boner fodder to burn up some of her excess energy.
I kissed a girl…….
17 Feb 2011 5 Comments
in Relations Tags: boobs, cock, dildo, Fuck, horny, Kiss, Making out, oral sex, Sheman, squirter, strap on
Well, it was more than kissing. It turned into hard core make out session in my kitchen with Sheman. I was extremely turned on and boy if we didn’t have impressionable eyes in the house. Things would have gone quite hot and heavy.
Hubby and I have been in a timing funk with our sex life and it’s been quite frustrating to say the least! So here is Sheman all willing to take care of these needs and I being the Ho that I am took her up on that offer. Did you all happen to notice it’s a full moon out tonight? I’m sure there are a lot of horny people out there getting their groove on tonight.
I believe I was so turned on about her is that she was standing up to Kat in dominating self preserving way. Kat is pulling jealousy crap that is beyond normal. Her latest was over a poster of two very hot women kissing. Sheman stated she found it hot and Kat flipped out about it. So, being the little evil Ho that I am went and purchased the poster for Sheman. I know! I am such a juvy. It’s my little way of poking a festering wound to either heal or bleed out. LOL
I end up at her house and watched Sheman put up her new poster when I get a bombardment of texting, voicemails and calls. Hubby needs me home due to having to deal with an emergency at work. What the hell?! I find this all an omen of sorts. Hooking up with Sheman is not supposed to happen. So instead I bring her along back to my place to watch the kiddies and wait for him to get home.
By 10pm, I am able to take her back home. Where I kind of lost my mood of wanting to hook up but she was not having any of that. She directs me to her bedroom where we proceeded to make out more and I started to warm back up. Shirts were lost that was followed by bras. Sheman loves the boobies and spent an ample amount of time on them, which I loved!!
She then asked me what I wanted next. Umm… Umm.. I’m not the lesbian here!! I told her whatever she wanted to do was cool with me. She says, “Ever been fucked with a strap on?” No. Nope. Can’t say I have! But how about you lick me first for a bit before we go there?!
Off went the pants and OMG!! The girl has some skill in this department. She did it just the way I liked it without me telling her. She gets two thumbs WAY UP in this department. After having several orgasms this way she switches to finger fuck me and I can’t stand it. I associate fingers there to a pelvic exam. Not pleasant. So I stop her and we make out some more.
She pulls out her toys. A double headed dildo, a strap on with a thick cock, nipple clips, several vibrating eggs, and hand cuffs. I was interested in the nipple clips and we tried getting them on me but apparently we are not smart enough to put them on correctly. Sheman puts on her strap on and walks around with this dong protruding from nether regions that just makes me giggle. I so wanted to take a picture but she refused.
So we make out some more and she plays with my puss and it was dry. I did not see any lube and I prayed she would not try to do me dry. Like she was reading my mind she went back down on me and had me climaxing several times again. She then mounts me and works her cock into me as she begins to fuck me. This was really different for me. I can’t say I did not like it, but it is definitely not like fucking a real cock. She was able to get off this way several times, which I found interestingly cool.
Afterwards, we snuggled and talked. I told her that I could very well get weird now that we did this. I explained my track record of sex with other people was kind of the death of the situation. I feel that I did not want to lose the connection we had by getting weird, so I confessed all this to her. I did tell her that I was very impressed with the oral aspect of what we did. But she did put this high expectation on herself by bragging to me. This being the first time though, I thought she did a good job! Oh and she did say that I am a squirter. Not a lot, but apparently a mouthful. Hmm.. Really??
What the Heck?!
14 Sep 2010 1 Comment
in Relations Tags: Fuck, High School, morning sex, orgasm, sex, Sexuality, stalking
Ok, ya know how I bitched and complained about Morning Sex a few postings back. Remember that? I do. Since posting that I knew.. just KNEW! I would want to have morning sex. It’s a gimme with me. Yeah, I’m a tard.
So sexually, things have been slow due to the kids not being in school and life becoming severely stressful. About two days ago at the crack of dawn, Hubby makes his move and I did not stop him. In fact, I thoroughly enjoyed it! So much so that I was aching for more and I was thrilled to do it again this morning.
Orgasmically I find that I have several kinds now. When I am on top and have this orgasm that is very close to a high from smoking pot. And it can be a high that rides into one another that can give me the shakes. Its pretty awesome.
When he is on top and in control its very hard-core. I want to video him fucking me but he is not to keen on it. I think I would love it though.
I also believe that I am changing sexually, things are just so much more intuned with him that I had ever been. I like it!
In other news, Sheman has aggressively pushed my overwhelmed button to have me flip my shit on her. By bombarding me with questions of when I wanted to hook up and needing me to pick a date really put me in freak out mode. Her reasoning was because she was renting a car to see me but I repeatedly explained to her that my school work comes first. All of this came to a head when I went off on her about how this was just supposed to be ”fun”. Except it was more chaotic and demanding. I told her that her asking me to be her girlfriend had me freaking out and that I was more leaning towards just being friends. She then back pedaled to make it all right again,except it wasn’t. She would still needle me and wanting to eat up so much of my time. I am really seeing that she is not poly material. Which I will not even entertain that notion.
Since my blow up with her she has questioned our relationship hoping to put things back to her normal. Except I don’t want to. I need a break from her before I tell her it’s totally over. It’s her method of trying to get what she wants from me that really grates on my nerves. I find myself not wanting to share anything about me with her. And this is due to her over the top questioning and mothering that is not wanted.
So her stalking me via email, IMing, texting and thru a frigging video game has taken its toll. Her last text whined about how I don’t text w her like I normally do. HELLO! Take a hint!! And then she has to send me an email that scream of High School bullshit.
Thank god for my Twin helping me with telling my aggressive stalking psycho to take a chill and back the fuck off!! Oh.. in a nice way. And surprisingly she bowed out nicely and is giving me a break. So that was .. about 2 hours ago. I’m sure by this time frame tomorrow she will be texting me to see how I am doing. Bets anyone?
Shits and Giggles
23 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: dating, Fuck, Marriage, Online dating service, open relationship, Personals, Relationships
Lord.. I just have to do this so that those people out there can see whats available for women like me looking for a little fun outside the marriage.
I received this email to my profile on a dating site:
hi. i like what u wrote to me and your profile. it would have to be one on one discrete as i am married but not into open relationship as this would ruin my marriage. i do love her and so forth but i would like to get with another for discrete times when possible. i will tell you like my profile says. i am very much into spanking erotic or bit more. specially my cute little ass or yours possibly over the knee. gets things worked up more i think. only twp problems r i cant drive medical wise at this time due to pmh with brain surgery. hard to explain but send me email at bareandover@XXXX.com plus distance might be problem. i am in upper XX. beau
I of course laughed my ass off and sent it several gf’s with a note attached stating, “Is this guy for real!?” So many things wrong with this response. But overall it was DELETE and move on.
Checking out the next response.. He states I sparked his interest. Gives me his email addy and his phone number. (will ignore that part and check out this profile) OMFG! I am so tempted to post the man’s picture here. But I won’t. He has a roaming eye that would drive me nuts. But the worst part is that his Attention line is this “i am looking for that special someone that is out there but will settle for amything else” err, yeah.. DELETE!
Next one looked like he responded from his nursing home. DELETE! And several others that were automatic deletes, either due to their looks, location or lack of picture.
Anyways, this was to lighten up the mood for the week.
SassySlut, Sheman, and Morning Sex
19 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Relations Tags: bdsm, Big Daddy, Fuck, Recreation, Sassyslut, Sexual intercourse, Sexuality, Text messaging
Last night I went on a little adventure with SassySlut, and it was tons of fun. I can’t say how long its been since we had some quality time hanging out but its been well over do!
We headed to a larger city near us that happens to be where Sheman lives. I purposely did not tell her I was heading that way because I was not going to see her. We were going to a large group meeting of BDSM people. It was a dinner and get to know ya gathering.
Our trip up was very comical, speaking of crazy encounters and lunatic partners doing wacked things that if we didn’t laugh about would put us in the mental ward. She has a pretty full dance card and I find it amazing she can juggle these men and still have room to do more! She has become more jaded though towards men and their bullshit that they pull. I totally get where she is coming from, although those who do not follow in our circles would say. “Well you’re a whore, what do you expect? Respect?” Fucking A we do! So if we become jaded, it’s just due to the fact that there are so many men out there thinking we should automatically want to fuck them just cause we love to have sex. Not to mention being in an Open Marriage gives them the “she’s easy” light and its ok for them to talk trash to you. On the contrary its such a turn off that you may or may not receive a scathing reply back, depending on what mood or nerve you just hit.
But I digress off the topic of our trip, as we headed to this larger city the direction to this place was via Map Quest and lord can they mess up directions. After several wrong turns we were now an hour late and lost. We ended up in a shady part of town and we were looking to ask for directions. Seeing a group of gangster looking we decided to drive on and seek others to help us. At a stop sign we saw a family approach and they smiled, but it was obvious they did not speak english. OY! By chance we found our location.
I had kept in contact with Big Daddy who was also attending and he had to find us to bring us into the room. It was great seeing him again that I got a big bear hug from him. He then met SassySlut and then ushered us in.
Wow, what a large group! Lots of kinky people and so welcoming. Our greeter and organizer was absolutely fabulous. Adorable and refreshingly genuine! I love that about people.
Dinner was sorta lame but the company made up for it. During dinner I received a text from Sheman and I informed her that I was indeed in her city. She was all sorts of excited that I was there and pushed for me to come over for a visit. I am not sure why I told her where I was but I told her I was not making any promises. I didn’t come to the city to visit her it was for a different reason all together. She wanted to know when it was over, and I honestly couldn’t answer and ignored the text.
After dinner was over we milled about and I spent some snuggle time with Big Daddy. I am really getting comfy around him, and mentioned I would let him spank me. Lord!! LOL He did introduce me to a lovely girl of his that seemed nice all around. The group started to disperse as time flew and we barely made a dent in the group. I loved that there were all shapes and sizes of kinksters and that everyone seemed quite comfortable in their skins.
Unfortunately, Sassyslut and I have to wait till next month to attend a Dungeon Party. I pouted a bit and made my concerns known but rules are the rules. Whatever! I am such a rule breaker.
As we left the group it was very late and we found ourselves lost once again! I texted Sheman and she tried giving me directions, but they were to her house. I said NO, we need to head back to our city. She wasn’t thrilled about it and instead called me. I had to inform her of our parental duties and the time frame. And this made her relent the push for me to visit.
She wanted to know what I was doing at this group and I told her. She found it interesting and starting chatting away. My phone began beeping low battery and we were an hour away from home. I told her I can’t talk on the phone the battery is dying and she rambled on. I pretty much hung up on her in mid sentence since she didn’t hear me. Saving what battery I had left for when hubby contacts me.
I felt it was rude of me to do that but she would have killed my phone with being a chatty Cathy. Besides I was with my gf and it was her time to get attention.
Is it difficult to have a person understand boundaries? Sheman wants to know all about this event and I gave her minimal amount of info, but she ran with it saying she would want me to show her a few things. I explained that I had no idea where this was going. All I wanted to do was experience this avenue that others have turned into a lifestyle. That doesn’t mean I was embracing it. Just tasting it.
I also do not want to lie to the girl, so I think that’s why I told her I was in her city. But just because I was in the area does not mean I must make time to visit with her. I found her city to be very frustrating to commute thru and I would not travel thru there alone. Her response to that was to send my phone a navigation route to her home. Oy..
Being cranky today doesn’t help. But on a side note! Remember back a few posting I stated I don’t like morning sex? Well, since then and I knew this would happen.. I wanted morning sex. Hubby obliged me this morning and he was very attentive in working me up properly. So, I will say that I am still a fan of sleep over sex, but if its done like it was this morning? I won’t say no to that!
