Dick for Lunch

For lunch today we set up a little naked time with one of the guys we lunched with last week.  Let’s call him Dick.  He was the one that got all the way to seeing what we looked like and told the time and place of were to meet us for lunch.  I asked him for a picture via his cell phone of what he looks like right now and he sends me a picture of his cock.  I told him that we were sorely disappointed that he did this and informed him that he was disqualified for not following simple rules.  He begged and pleaded and well, I relented and we met the idiot.

All morning he was emailing me about our meeting and where to meet Sassyslut to then make it to my house.  It was nice to see a guy get excited about a great time with us.  With all the no shows this was a breath of fresh air to us.

Flash forward to us in my bedroom and we are all naked.  He never being with two women at once was a unsure where to start, cozy up to him to get things moving and we kissed.  Not bad in the kissing department.  His scruff is a bit rough but I can handle it.  Somehow I find myself on my back and Dick is kissing me while Sassy is making me her lunch.    It’s a fantastic feeling to have two sets of lips on you at the same time.  Especially if they are in the nether region and the nipples, yeah baby!

I enjoyed that for a few moments before reaching for his cock, which was quite nice!  No pre-cum; even better!!  And I started running my tongue and lips all over it.  We played like this for a little bit until I felt that my girl needed attention.  I pop up and have her lie down and Dick begins to eat her tasty twat.  Scanning the view I notice that Dick has a very nice butt and say so.  I even took a little nip at it.  Going back up to Sassy, I give her a kiss and move on to her lushes boobs.  I like her boobs, nice and firm with large nipples like mine.  I chew and nurse on her breasts for a bit as she is moaning away.   Looking down at Dick I say is how’s he doing?  She answers, I love it.  I sidle up next to him and say “you sure?  He doesn’t look like he’s doing it right”.  He lets me play with her and moves over to her side to kiss her and fondle both of us. 

I dive right in and pick up where he leaves off tasting her.  Sassy is moaning away as Dick kisses her and fondles her breasts.   Things get a bit blurry for a little bit, only because my face is buried in my friend’s pussy.  I come up for air and hear her really moaning as I bring her to her orgasm.  I pop up with a grin and she giggles.  I then pulled out my latest toy.  This is such a fun thing!  Two vibrating eggs that attach to a cock ring for clit and anal stimulation.

Hubby and I played with it the day before and it was quite interesting!   We will have to try it again very soon.  But with Sassy, I took the eggs out and handed her one and turned on the vibration.  Dick sat back and watched us.  Apparently he never played with toys before and this too was new for him.  

We ran the eggs all over each other until I found myself back on my back and Dick on my clit and an egg on Sassy’s clit.  We played this way for a bit changing back and forth as to who got his attention.  Sassy then gives him the eggs to play with me and gives Dick a blow job.  After a bit I can tell the man can’t multi-task so I stop him and tell him to grab a condom. 

Sassy says it’s my turn to get my big O, so I have Dick lay down as I straddle him.  I can feel his hip bones poking me in my thighs and I just think, this boy needs to eat!  As I sink down on his cock he fills me nicely and I ride him for a minute before it’s feeling like its deflating.  He is aggressively working my breasts over and sucking my nipples and it brings me to an orgasm.  I pop off and can see him go flaccid.  We tell him that it’s his turn and what does he want us to do.  He picks a blow job.  I warn him to let us know when he’s ready to cum.

I can’t get this man hard to save my life while Sassy is working his balls over.  She takes her turn at him and has him hard in no time.  I move up to kiss him and he gets really aggressive trying to sword fight me with his tongue.  My face is scrubbed with his scruffiness and I move to his neck and his earlobe.  Moving down to his chest he sticks his tongue in my ear and that was not pleasant.   He is really getting into his blow job as his hips are moving hard and Sassy is slurping away.  His hand his on her head and then pushes her away as he spurts all over his belly.

Over all it was not a bad time, but the condom thing was a bit disappointing.  I think he had a condom on twice and both times lost his erection.  He claims he really hates condoms and I understand it.   Our other guy who is suppose to meet us on Friday is the same way about condoms.  *sigh* Are we going to have a similar experience then too?

Karaoke Kay

I have a very dear friend that I written about two years ago; the Lesbian.  Feel free to catch on her story before reading any further on this posting.

Ok, all caught up?  Good. Well knowing that she is bisexual I can’t keep her named as the Lesbian.  So I will rename her.  Kay is a fantastic woman that found her way in the world of Karaoke like her boyfriend.  While pursuing this great pastime she has made loads of friends and developed a serious crush on a fellow Karaoke singer.  He is very similar to her boyfriend and things progressed to a drunken evening in a threesome with her boyfriend and her crush.  Confusion ensued as she contacts me for help.  Her boyfriend, although initiated the threesome for what seems to be for the specific reason to DP her, was weird about the whole thing and did not know the state of their relationship.  Sex was off and orgasms were not achieved all around and the crush grows stronger.

While talking to her I found that she has not understood the type of relationship she can have with her boyfriend if she just talked honestly with him.  Her rocker boyfriend has had a very colorful sex life and this tells me that an open relationship is not something he would be against.  I even tossed in that to help her smooth the relation out into a more positive avenue, that I would help them out in doing a threesome with them.

Not so shockingly this was exactly what was needed to help them.  Several weeks go by and I get a call from her asking if I would like to have a fun time this evening.  We were to go to a bar, sing Karaoke, do a little drinking and then meet up with the boyfriend after he gotten off of work.  I said sure!

Now I am not into the types of men she is into.  He is a rocker with piercings, tattoos, bald and a full beard.  His look does not turn me on but as a person I truly liked him.  My love for my friend was enough to agree to this evening without a second thought.

I dress up in a sexy dress and got all girly for them.  She was unsure about the whole situation until she saw what I was wearing.  In the bar that she frequents a lot, she was very affectionate with me which probably had the regulars wondering.  We sang our songs (which I was horrible at), drank our drinks and headed back to house. 

Her boyfriend needed a shower as he handed me a cheap beer to drink.  He works as a cook and had the musky smell of sweat that was going to be deal breaker if he didn’t shower.  Luckily after a few mentions of him needed to take a shower he did it and shows back up in a towel.

It’s about midnight when the festivities began.  Kay began kissing me and it was game on.  As I was stripping she turned on some hard rock music via the internet radio that tossed in a commercial every few songs.  While she was doing this her boyfriend was all over me, kissing me and then moving down to my breasts.  I always find the attention I get on my breasts very light and wanting to tell them to be a little rougher, but instead I just enjoy it.  He kisses me to my side and his beard tickles causing me to giggle.  His beard is very soft and I just have to get used to it.

He then pushes me on my back and goes right to town as I feel Kay’s lips on my nipple.  I then pull her up to me so I can kiss her.  We go at this for a good while as I enjoy the oral he performed.  He stops to put on a condom (which I thankfully forewarned about my allergy to spermicidal ones or this evening would have been a bust) and enters me.  Oh it’s delicious.  He is not huge and just the right size.  Kay is excited as she raves about his cock and I have to admit I liked it.  He fucked me while I again kissed Kay some more.  After a while of me getting all the attention, I stopped him to switch positions.  I had her lay down as I draped over her to kiss her.  He came up behind me and then bites me right on my tattooed butt cheek.

Lipstick used to make a symbolic kiss.

my tat :)

That was super hot!  He then entered me while we were kissing and my thigh was on her pelvis as we fucked like this and I watched her cum all over my thigh.

We take a quick potty break and he lays down to tell me to get on top.  I straddle him and begin to ride him.   I feel Kay behind me as she cups my breasts and nibbles on my neck and ear.   This position was so hot that I came four times and boy was I loud about it.  They both loved making me cum and I so did I!

I pop off and have her straddle him as I come up behind her to do the same thing for her.  I tend to be a bit rougher as I pull her hair and bite on them.  I am not sure how many times she came but she wasn’t as loud as I was.  It was definitely hot to see them both cum at the same time though.

We took a quick potty, beer and check the phone break.  Kay kissed me and pushed me back down on the bed and dove right to my clit.   Orally if I compared the two, I would say they were about equal with her being a bit more aggressive.  I usually don’t care for being fingered but with her it was pretty nice.  Until she starts pushing up on the inner part of my vagina that apparently is where your G spot is.  I squirm some to stop her and open my eyes to see the head of his cock looming over my forehead.  I begin to giggle and both look at me as I laugh about the cock over my head.  Kay goes back down on me as I begin to play with his cock.  I stroked his cock feeling it get hard as I run my tongue the length.  The position we are in puts his cock at an angle that would be hot for those who enjoy porn flicks with the cocks entering a mouth at hitting the side of the cheek.  We are doing this for a while as he pushes his cock into my mouth and all I can think of is teeth!  How can a guy enjoy the sharpness of teeth running along their cock.  He seemed to like it.

Another commercial hits and it’s about crunchy nut cereal and I burst out laughing.  I asked if he had crunchy nuts and we all are in a fit of giggles.  I think this is where we petered off and snuggled some before I asked about the time.   It was past 2 am and I was ready to go home.    He thanked me and kissed me goodbye and she took me home.

This brings a full circle to our relationship that evolved over the last two years.  I introduced her to her new life and created a beautiful self assured bisexual woman who found her love.  It may have been two years since we last been together but it felt like a few weeks.   She wants to have me over to do this several more times and I joke about waiting 2 years again.  But we will see.  I am not good with repeat performances even if it was pretty damn good.

Erogenous Zones

So I am watching an old rerun of Friends and Chandler is having issues with his girlfriend and giving her a hot time in the sack.  Monica shows him the Seven Erogenous Zones, well draws them out and has her own little moment.  It had me so intrigued I did a search.

Top 10 Erogenous Zones for Women.

10. Inner Thighs
The inside of the thighs are highly sensitive to touching, stroking and licking. Just like the back of the knees, inner thighs also have many nerve endings, therefore when you fondle them, you will turn her on like crazy.

9. Behind the Knees
Because of all the nerve endings behind the knees, you’d be surprised at how crazy a woman can become when you gently lick or nibble on the back of her knees. 

I can’t say I have ever had any stimulation behind the knee, it’s not a necessity I guess.   

8. Buttocks
Yes, it’s true. Lots of women like it when you play around with their behinds. A lot of women like mild spanking and squeezing of the buttocks. But there’s more… Some women like having their butts licked, sucked and penetrated (with fingers, penis or both). For those who shudder at the thought of sticking their tongues out at Uranus, I’m sure that anal penetration, on the other hand, sounds quite inviting, huh?

 I occasionally do like some butt play!  Hubby does this hot thing that he has used on me and a girlfriend of mine.  We both like it.  In doggy style position, he runs his fingers up the back of your thighs that ends up on your butt.  It’s very hot.

7. Nape of the Neck
Just breathing on this part of her body will give her goose bumps all over. So just imagine her reaction when you use your tongue or teeth to get her aroused.

Lord, I love this!!  Hubby is really good at it too. Especially when I am doing the hated task of dishes.  He will come up behind me and nibble and rub his scruff on my neck.  It’s such a turn on!
6. Ears
Many women enjoy having their ears licked, sucked or kissed. Although blowing in her ear is acceptable, it’s not what women enjoy most. Besides the aforementioned things that they like having done to their ears, women like it when you whisper in their ears. 

I like a lil ear nibbling, lil hot breath, but not too keen on the tongue in the ear.

5. Feet
Many women enjoy having their feet touched, massaged and some even enjoy having them licked and sucked. Assuming that their feet have been properly cleansed, women enjoy it when their men spend time caressing their soles, toes and ankles. Because these zones can all be ticklish, the sensation of ticklishness can be pleasant for the recipient.

Trust me.. You don’t want to touch my feet.  My feet sweat like mad and that brings on lovely scents that apparently Hubby attributes them to “Fritos and vinegar”.  So I have not had a good foot rub and well.. I did have my toes sucked once and I didn’t care for it. 
4. Wrists
This may come as a shock to most guys (women have wrists??!?), but women love having their wrists nuzzled and nibbled by their lovers. The next time you’re getting into the foreplay of things with your woman, begin kissing and caressing her wrists and just check out how impressed and turned on she’ll become!

Hmm, not had the wrists nuzzled either. Or at least if I did, I don’t remember.  So, does it matter??

3. Breasts (Nipples)
As I’m sure is no surprise to anyone, the breasts are very sexually sensitive and gentle fondling, squeezing, caressing, licking and sucking of the nipples can be extremely arousing.

Oh yes, yes, yes, YES!!!  Do all the above multiple times please and thank you!

2. Vagina/Clitoris
The clitoris can be stimulated by using the tongue, the finger or, for the multi-talented Joe, both simultaneously. Some women like to guide their lovers as to the specific amount of pressure they enjoy. 

Yep! The clit likes the lick.  Not too much the roughness of the touch, teeth and sucking.  It gets sore quick and then it’s a no go.  But you can fuck the shit outta it and I’d beg for more! 

And the number one female erogenous zone…
1. Lips
Yes, it’s true. If you know how to manipulate her lips just right through kissing, licking, sucking and biting, it is very possible that a kiss will lead to a lot more than that. Use your lips, your tongue and your teeth to play with her top and bottom lip and kiss her with absolute passion.

Boy this took me a long time to be able to kiss another man besides Hubby, but I did it!  Kissing Hubby at the right moments in midst of an orgasm or right after it heightens it to the point of bringing on another one.  Me, like!

Then I did some research on men’s Erogenous Zones and found this!

1. Feet- the heels of the feet are believed to be pressure points that can trigger sexual arousal. Want to up the ante? Try brushing his feet against your mouth or breasts, which can really get him excited.

Hubby has received multiple foot massages, but not sure if I used my breasts.  I think I chewed on a toe once but not in a sexual manner. LOL

2. Ears-Many men love when their ears are touched. Just place your thumb and index finger on the spot where his ear lobe connects to the tissue near his face then, gently pull down and let your fingers slide off so you can start again.

I always play with my Hubby’s ears.  It’s one of the things I like to mess with on him. 

3. Back of the knee- It’s a tickle spot, yes, but in the heat of the moment, the back of the knees can also be a pleasure spot. The skin is smoother at the back of knee, and many men love to be kissed or caressed there. Orgasm is buildup and release of sexual tension, so the more tension you build up, the greater the release.  To ramp up his anticipation, lightly touch the back of the knees with your fingertips in a circular motion, being sure to keep your touch firm.

WHAT?! I seriously cannot believe that a guy, on the verge of an orgasm would want a gal to touch the back of his knee.  I’d love to hear a guy’s thought on this one.

4. Lower Abs- Start at his belly button and work your hands south. The area of the abdomen between the navel and pelvis is a fun area to tantalize, and as blood flows to the pelvis and sexual tension gathers, it’s a good area to simulate by going from genitals to other areas and then back again you will develop sexual tension throughout the body.

Hmm.. I tend to go for the Lats on a guy.  When Hubby is on top he tends to flex them when I am running my hands all over him.  Super hot!

5. Inner Thigh-Think of his inner thighs as the “gift wrapping to his package” that light touching in this zone can get him in the mood—fast. Here’s how: “Slowly move your fingertips up and down his inner thighs then, tease him by following the outline of the crevice of his thigh, sensuously moving your index and middle finger up and down this hot spot for a few strokes before pressing the palm of your hand on the top of his thigh to start again with your fingertips.

Well this is a gimme!

  6. The mind-Whisper something sexy in his ear.  When his mind is aroused his body follows.

And a woman’s mind can’t be stimulated enough to arouse her? I know you can say things to turn me right off. But if you are talking dirty thoughts, it has the desired effects.

7. Eyelids- When his eyes are closed, kissing or rubbing his eyelids gently can show him that you love him—and also drive him wild. Why? When his eyes are closed, you’re in control, which is an experience a lot of men enjoy. If a move or touch is in the context of a dominant woman it can be a totally different—and pleasurable—experience for a man. Try lightly running your fingers around his eyes and eye sockets, then kissing the area lightly, while he lies with his eyes closed.

Hmm.. I think I did this.. I’m sure I did this.. Right baby??

8. Nape of the Neck- Using a feather, your fingers or any gentle touch on his neck and collarbone area can increase his arousal. Try mixing things up. Think about stimulating two areas at once. For example, rubbing his neck lightly or nibbling on an earlobe while also running your hands southward.  Think creatively about combination.

Hubby is uber ticklish and getting to his neck is quite challenging, so I stick with messing with his ear.  OH! Unless he is sleeping, then I can munch away!

9. Forehead- His forehead may not seem like a sexy spot, but try to think of the male body

as a totally erogenous landscape. After all, the head and scalp are covered with nerve endings, and lightly massaging from his hairline to his forehead can trigger feel-good hormones like dopamine and serotonin that may just get him in the mood.

I have definitely kissed that big ol’ forehead of his..  can’t miss it.  HAH!  Kidding baby! Love you!!!

Well it seems there are some zones I had no clue or experience on.  I guess I will have to work on that.

I kissed a girl…….

Well, it was more than kissing. It turned into hard core make out session in my kitchen with Sheman. I was extremely turned on and boy if we didn’t have impressionable eyes in the house. Things would have gone quite hot and heavy.
Hubby and I have been in a timing funk with our sex life and it’s been quite frustrating to say the least! So here is Sheman all willing to take care of these needs and I being the Ho that I am took her up on that offer. Did you all happen to notice it’s a full moon out tonight? I’m sure there are a lot of horny people out there getting their groove on tonight.
I believe I was so turned on about her is that she was standing up to Kat in dominating self preserving way. Kat is pulling jealousy crap that is beyond normal. Her latest was over a poster of two very hot women kissing. Sheman stated she found it hot and Kat flipped out about it. So, being the little evil Ho that I am went and purchased the poster for Sheman. I know! I am such a juvy. It’s my little way of poking a festering wound to either heal or bleed out. LOL
I end up at her house and watched Sheman put up her new poster when I get a bombardment of texting, voicemails and calls. Hubby needs me home due to having to deal with an emergency at work. What the hell?! I find this all an omen of sorts. Hooking up with Sheman is not supposed to happen. So instead I bring her along back to my place to watch the kiddies and wait for him to get home.
By 10pm, I am able to take her back home. Where I kind of lost my mood of wanting to hook up but she was not having any of that. She directs me to her bedroom where we proceeded to make out more and I started to warm back up. Shirts were lost that was followed by bras. Sheman loves the boobies and spent an ample amount of time on them, which I loved!!
She then asked me what I wanted next. Umm… Umm.. I’m not the lesbian here!! I told her whatever she wanted to do was cool with me. She says, “Ever been fucked with a strap on?” No. Nope. Can’t say I have! But how about you lick me first for a bit before we go there?!
Off went the pants and OMG!! The girl has some skill in this department. She did it just the way I liked it without me telling her. She gets two thumbs WAY UP in this department. After having several orgasms this way she switches to finger fuck me and I can’t stand it. I associate fingers there to a pelvic exam. Not pleasant. So I stop her and we make out some more.
She pulls out her toys. A double headed dildo, a strap on with a thick cock, nipple clips, several vibrating eggs, and hand cuffs. I was interested in the nipple clips and we tried getting them on me but apparently we are not smart enough to put them on correctly. Sheman puts on her strap on and walks around with this dong protruding from nether regions that just makes me giggle. I so wanted to take a picture but she refused.
So we make out some more and she plays with my puss and it was dry. I did not see any lube and I prayed she would not try to do me dry. Like she was reading my mind she went back down on me and had me climaxing several times again. She then mounts me and works her cock into me as she begins to fuck me. This was really different for me. I can’t say I did not like it, but it is definitely not like fucking a real cock. She was able to get off this way several times, which I found interestingly cool.
Afterwards, we snuggled and talked. I told her that I could very well get weird now that we did this. I explained my track record of sex with other people was kind of the death of the situation. I feel that I did not want to lose the connection we had by getting weird, so I confessed all this to her. I did tell her that I was very impressed with the oral aspect of what we did. But she did put this high expectation on herself by bragging to me. This being the first time though, I thought she did a good job!  Oh and she did say that I am a squirter.  Not a lot, but apparently a mouthful.  Hmm.. Really??

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