Dick for Lunch

For lunch today we set up a little naked time with one of the guys we lunched with last week.  Let’s call him Dick.  He was the one that got all the way to seeing what we looked like and told the time and place of were to meet us for lunch.  I asked him for a picture via his cell phone of what he looks like right now and he sends me a picture of his cock.  I told him that we were sorely disappointed that he did this and informed him that he was disqualified for not following simple rules.  He begged and pleaded and well, I relented and we met the idiot.

All morning he was emailing me about our meeting and where to meet Sassyslut to then make it to my house.  It was nice to see a guy get excited about a great time with us.  With all the no shows this was a breath of fresh air to us.

Flash forward to us in my bedroom and we are all naked.  He never being with two women at once was a unsure where to start, cozy up to him to get things moving and we kissed.  Not bad in the kissing department.  His scruff is a bit rough but I can handle it.  Somehow I find myself on my back and Dick is kissing me while Sassy is making me her lunch.    It’s a fantastic feeling to have two sets of lips on you at the same time.  Especially if they are in the nether region and the nipples, yeah baby!

I enjoyed that for a few moments before reaching for his cock, which was quite nice!  No pre-cum; even better!!  And I started running my tongue and lips all over it.  We played like this for a little bit until I felt that my girl needed attention.  I pop up and have her lie down and Dick begins to eat her tasty twat.  Scanning the view I notice that Dick has a very nice butt and say so.  I even took a little nip at it.  Going back up to Sassy, I give her a kiss and move on to her lushes boobs.  I like her boobs, nice and firm with large nipples like mine.  I chew and nurse on her breasts for a bit as she is moaning away.   Looking down at Dick I say is how’s he doing?  She answers, I love it.  I sidle up next to him and say “you sure?  He doesn’t look like he’s doing it right”.  He lets me play with her and moves over to her side to kiss her and fondle both of us. 

I dive right in and pick up where he leaves off tasting her.  Sassy is moaning away as Dick kisses her and fondles her breasts.   Things get a bit blurry for a little bit, only because my face is buried in my friend’s pussy.  I come up for air and hear her really moaning as I bring her to her orgasm.  I pop up with a grin and she giggles.  I then pulled out my latest toy.  This is such a fun thing!  Two vibrating eggs that attach to a cock ring for clit and anal stimulation.

Hubby and I played with it the day before and it was quite interesting!   We will have to try it again very soon.  But with Sassy, I took the eggs out and handed her one and turned on the vibration.  Dick sat back and watched us.  Apparently he never played with toys before and this too was new for him.  

We ran the eggs all over each other until I found myself back on my back and Dick on my clit and an egg on Sassy’s clit.  We played this way for a bit changing back and forth as to who got his attention.  Sassy then gives him the eggs to play with me and gives Dick a blow job.  After a bit I can tell the man can’t multi-task so I stop him and tell him to grab a condom. 

Sassy says it’s my turn to get my big O, so I have Dick lay down as I straddle him.  I can feel his hip bones poking me in my thighs and I just think, this boy needs to eat!  As I sink down on his cock he fills me nicely and I ride him for a minute before it’s feeling like its deflating.  He is aggressively working my breasts over and sucking my nipples and it brings me to an orgasm.  I pop off and can see him go flaccid.  We tell him that it’s his turn and what does he want us to do.  He picks a blow job.  I warn him to let us know when he’s ready to cum.

I can’t get this man hard to save my life while Sassy is working his balls over.  She takes her turn at him and has him hard in no time.  I move up to kiss him and he gets really aggressive trying to sword fight me with his tongue.  My face is scrubbed with his scruffiness and I move to his neck and his earlobe.  Moving down to his chest he sticks his tongue in my ear and that was not pleasant.   He is really getting into his blow job as his hips are moving hard and Sassy is slurping away.  His hand his on her head and then pushes her away as he spurts all over his belly.

Over all it was not a bad time, but the condom thing was a bit disappointing.  I think he had a condom on twice and both times lost his erection.  He claims he really hates condoms and I understand it.   Our other guy who is suppose to meet us on Friday is the same way about condoms.  *sigh* Are we going to have a similar experience then too?

Date with BJ

So the big MFM party is later this month and I have yet to meet my selections for it.  Finally feeling better from all my crap issues, I send out a text to my two hopefuls.  Both answer and BJ immediately wants to meet.  Like today.   So I decide to finagle things at home to make this possible.

BJ is someone I have been chatting with for well over a year.  Last summer we tried a meeting but it was a bust.  Then we have had a few Webcam moments and a little phone sexing.  He has been very patient and non-demanding with me.  And that is what I found really appealing about him.  Oh and that he was super cute.

We met at a restaurant with a bar and he was already seated drinking a beer and munching some tortilla chips.  I ordered a glass of wine and we chatted some.  He is quite mild manner and easy to talk to, which is a big plus!  He wanted things to move faster than they were going.  My wine was two glasses and I offered for him to drink the other.  He quickly downed it before I drank the rest of mine.  I had mentioned a bit earlier that I had issues with alcohol interfering with my orgasms so I was not looking for a buzz. He mentioned that it goes that way with him as well. 

He had asked if I scoped out a spot for us to play and I said I did.  So off we went.  I had him drive us to a secluded spot in a business district that I knew was empty.  We parked and began making out in his car. It’s always amazes me how gentle men are with breasts.  Their touch can be so light and at times I want to scream in frustration with their butterfly kisses and tell them that it’s ok to be a bit rough with them. BJ was not seeing that off the bat.  He had taken a few moments to play with them while we kissed.  It was a nice tongue action and full lips that didn’t turn me off at all. 

He then stated his cock needed some attention. He took out his cock and I liked the size and length of it.  Not huge and just right! Sitting in his car going down on his cock was something I found uncomfortable but doable for the time being.  It now dawns on me how I bitched about the way men touch my breasts, well how about with men in regards to the way us women handle their cocks?  I did my regular thing of working up and down the length of the shaft before hitting the sensitive head and then sucking it into my mouth.  Luckily for me BJ is quite vocal in telling me what he wanted and kept asking for more tongue, more teeth and more spit.  It was like I was in a porn flick and I was going to town on this man’s junk.

I found it all hilarious and tried my best to keep my whore on, except I am such a jokester that it I would say something naughty and end it with a giggle.  I’m sure that did not come off as hot.

As he is all kicked back in the driver’s seat and I am eating his cock, I found myself increasing uncomfortable in my position and finally after a good time slobbering all over his dick. I decide to say it’s my turn.  Which he in turn mauled my breasts again and made out some more.

We then moved outside of the car which was much cooler than in the car.  He brought out a condom and started to slip it on.  I was looking it over and it being a white condom also tells me the lubrication isn’t that great on them.  That had me a little worried. I am not a condom fan that is dry. 

He had me move to the front of the car and take off my shorts.  Bending me over the hood of the car he enters me doggy style, which was hot.  I do wish though that he spent more time on me but too late I guess.  He begins to pound me from behind and it’s pretty amazing.  With moments of breaks, he would start back up and pound me even faster and harder from the last time.   At one point in time I wondered if I would lose a filling or something from the speed he was going at.  

At one point he would slap my ass and grab my hair as he continued to fuck me, while talking dirty to me.  Every time he stopped it was like putting everything on pause and broke the spell so to speak.  After several times of him doing this, I was pretty much done and waited for him to cum.  I even asked after a while, Did you cum?

I am not sure if he was controlling it because he said it took him a while to get there.  So I just let him do his thing.  I pretty much lost the excitement of it and wanted to see where this would go.  What really put the brakes on it all was when he started talking about me being ready for anal.   *sigh* Why do men do that?  How do you know we are ready, if we are not begging for it?  Just because we discussed it earlier about it being done at the party AND specifically stating that I NEED TO BE PREPED FOR IT!!  Doesn’t mean that if you are jack hammering my pussy that my ass will miraculously be ready for you dick!  What’s more is that he tried to take his liberties on this and I had to say No, you can’t go there.

So by now he stops and takes off the condom in hopes I will suck his rubber tasting cock and I don’t want to.  Ick..  So I spit all over it and stroke him.  He tells me he wants to cum on my face and I say sure as long as it’s not in my mouth.   So I continue to spit and stroke until he says he is going to cum.  Sure enough he gets some in my mouth and I immediately start to gag.  I can’t help it.  I immediately start spitting it out before I hurl.  My stupid faults for having my mouth open when he did. 

Now I have to wonder.. is this guy worthy of a ticket to our MFM party?  I sure as hell didn’t get off and he tried to take liberties instead of asking.  But then, I strung the man along for a year.  Thoughts?

I kissed a girl…….

Well, it was more than kissing. It turned into hard core make out session in my kitchen with Sheman. I was extremely turned on and boy if we didn’t have impressionable eyes in the house. Things would have gone quite hot and heavy.
Hubby and I have been in a timing funk with our sex life and it’s been quite frustrating to say the least! So here is Sheman all willing to take care of these needs and I being the Ho that I am took her up on that offer. Did you all happen to notice it’s a full moon out tonight? I’m sure there are a lot of horny people out there getting their groove on tonight.
I believe I was so turned on about her is that she was standing up to Kat in dominating self preserving way. Kat is pulling jealousy crap that is beyond normal. Her latest was over a poster of two very hot women kissing. Sheman stated she found it hot and Kat flipped out about it. So, being the little evil Ho that I am went and purchased the poster for Sheman. I know! I am such a juvy. It’s my little way of poking a festering wound to either heal or bleed out. LOL
I end up at her house and watched Sheman put up her new poster when I get a bombardment of texting, voicemails and calls. Hubby needs me home due to having to deal with an emergency at work. What the hell?! I find this all an omen of sorts. Hooking up with Sheman is not supposed to happen. So instead I bring her along back to my place to watch the kiddies and wait for him to get home.
By 10pm, I am able to take her back home. Where I kind of lost my mood of wanting to hook up but she was not having any of that. She directs me to her bedroom where we proceeded to make out more and I started to warm back up. Shirts were lost that was followed by bras. Sheman loves the boobies and spent an ample amount of time on them, which I loved!!
She then asked me what I wanted next. Umm… Umm.. I’m not the lesbian here!! I told her whatever she wanted to do was cool with me. She says, “Ever been fucked with a strap on?” No. Nope. Can’t say I have! But how about you lick me first for a bit before we go there?!
Off went the pants and OMG!! The girl has some skill in this department. She did it just the way I liked it without me telling her. She gets two thumbs WAY UP in this department. After having several orgasms this way she switches to finger fuck me and I can’t stand it. I associate fingers there to a pelvic exam. Not pleasant. So I stop her and we make out some more.
She pulls out her toys. A double headed dildo, a strap on with a thick cock, nipple clips, several vibrating eggs, and hand cuffs. I was interested in the nipple clips and we tried getting them on me but apparently we are not smart enough to put them on correctly. Sheman puts on her strap on and walks around with this dong protruding from nether regions that just makes me giggle. I so wanted to take a picture but she refused.
So we make out some more and she plays with my puss and it was dry. I did not see any lube and I prayed she would not try to do me dry. Like she was reading my mind she went back down on me and had me climaxing several times again. She then mounts me and works her cock into me as she begins to fuck me. This was really different for me. I can’t say I did not like it, but it is definitely not like fucking a real cock. She was able to get off this way several times, which I found interestingly cool.
Afterwards, we snuggled and talked. I told her that I could very well get weird now that we did this. I explained my track record of sex with other people was kind of the death of the situation. I feel that I did not want to lose the connection we had by getting weird, so I confessed all this to her. I did tell her that I was very impressed with the oral aspect of what we did. But she did put this high expectation on herself by bragging to me. This being the first time though, I thought she did a good job!  Oh and she did say that I am a squirter.  Not a lot, but apparently a mouthful.  Hmm.. Really??

Alive

Since my dry spell, I have abstained from all kinds of stimulations that I loved.  Masturbating was number #2 on the list after no sex what’s so ever.  It’s funny because I didn’t even crave porn!  My late night viewings of the latest posted videos never even entered my mind.  In fact it was like someone stole my libido and I was not myself.  Hubby was greatly stressed about this and I sympathized but didn’t do anything about it.

Since our last reunion I found that some of those feelings and tingling are coming back.  Little urges started building in the neither regions over powering my ability to ignore them as I found myself surfing porn last night.  I love watching doggy style and lots of tit action. I especially love watching a guy plowing a girl so hard her teeth rattle.  Reminds me of my Hubby.  I found this hot video that had me grabbing my vibrator.  It had me so worked up that I realized I wanted the real thing.

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So I stripped down and snuggled up to Hubby while he was sleeping.  Rubbing him all over and nibbling on his neck and ear, while breathing hotly on his neck.  He fought me off for a bit but my persistence won me the wood I was looking for.  Soon as he rolled over his cock was in my mouth and I was humming my favorite tune.  He had no choice but to let me have my way with him. 

As soon as I was done with acquiring the sturdy staff I was aiming for, I mounted him.  Sinking on to his fullness was blissful as I began to ride him.  He seemed to think I needed to be roughed up and took it out on my nipples.  I was on the verge of painful which means I was very close to that time of the month, otherwise  I could have handled it.  Before I could say whoa buddy he switch gears and moved his hands on to other things and the stimuli was amazing.   When he ventured back to my girls I found myself begging for  special technique he does and it sent me over the moon. 

There I was a shaking orgasmic mess howling at 1 a.m. in the morning and loving it.  He continued to bring out one orgasm after another that was more intense than the last until I couldn’t move.  He then tosses me off him and props me up into doggy style position and enters me. 

I’m sure if you could have seen me; my eyes  rolled in the back of my head and I was a moaning mess begging for more.  He starts out slowly and then begins to pace himself up to the point of when he is pounding me so hard that all I can do is hold on for the ride.  I absolutely love it!

Afterwards I lay there in a sweaty mess quivering in the after shocks of our fucking and I find myself breathing deeply as I find myself alive again.    Snuggling with my luv, I found myself wanting more.  Yeah baby, that’s the old me.  This year is looking up!!

House call

Limo guy has now made two points of calling me instead of texting, just to hear my voice.  Super cute, although his voice is soothing to my ears, he has a very soft-spoken tone that at times I cannot understand.  So I prefer texting with him.

The first call wandered into when are we going to meet, he wanted to meet this weekend.  I was game and readily agreed to meet.  Our next call revolved around me wanting to be in a bed with him.  He then invited me to his house.  I was taken back on this offer since it was stated no woman will enter his domain.  Yet, here is my invitation, hmm…

So as I traveled there,  I realised something.  I’m fucking traveling for dick.  God dammit!  He made me break a rule.  But I will have to really look that over.  I do not want to travel to over a half hour to get to anyone and he fell in the realms of 15 minute drive.  So, ok maybe a bit of a jog but still well within my boundary.  Right?

I get there an it’s not what  I expected.  Not that I had any expectations of a single man’s home.  The house was quite run down but cozy enough.   He has a very VERY friendly dog that decided I was fresh meat. LOL  I did not mind the dog at all, just didn’t want to be eaten alive.  Turned out he was a big lover and totally harmless.  So I was relaxed enough around him to enjoy my time with Limo guy.

Getting it on with him happened fairly quickly and I enjoyed the oral he did but he came far to quickly for my taste.  I refused to get dressed while he did.  He went on a beer run while I was left alone with poochie and rifling thru channels on his tv.  Oddly enough the shows catching my attention was the porn.  Lonely lawyers, tiger wood’s wood, and lesbian sluts: all pay per view..  I was tempted but didn’t choose any. 

Limo guy came back with beer, handed me one and parked his ass in a chair.  While his dog hung out on the bed with me.  Periodically licking me all over since I had some tasty lotion on.  I had then mentioned that I was getting more action from the dog then him.  He laughed but I was serious. 

We started really talking then.  He being a single guy and well.. a stoner.  We really don’t have a whole lotta things in common.  Yet, I’m attracted to him.  That I don’t get.  I am hoping he understands this because I really love my life with my husband and the level of intellect I have with him is fantastic.  With Limo guy I feel its more fluff, something that is great to hang out with be totally goofy and not have to have deep brainy conversations.

After a beer or two, and having enough of the dog licking off all my lotion I decided I needed to wash off.  And I made Limo guy do it.  He has a shower with a detachable shower head with multiple selections on it to play with.  I thought, niiiicce!  Something to play with at a later date!   I took one of his loofas and soaped up myself while he hosed me down.  It was really apparent that he was a bit nervous or unsure of what to do.  But he got the job done. 

We were back in bed and under the sheets when I got on top of him for round two.  I like round two.  It’s more exciting and fulfilling.  I straddled his face as he licked me and even ventured towards my ass which  I totally love!   Him doing this made me realise he is testing the waters and seeing what I will reject or go nuts for.   So far, I’m liking it.  He moved back to my clit while then inserting a finger in my ass.  Again I was very okay with it and was really enjoying it.

He then pops up and grabs my hips and keeps me in doggy style position as he enters me from behind.  I am in heaven.  Something so primal about being taken this way.  Like most animals do in this fashion, it just plain hot for me.  After a good time frame of this position I found myself begging to suck his cock.  He laid down on the bed while I straddled his face and went to work on his cock.  He again went for my ass with a finger and worked my clit with his mouth as I tried to concentrate as much as possible on his cock.  I was really enjoying this and came  on his face. 

He then rolled me over on to my back and entered me hard.  Throwing my legs over his shoulders and placing his hands on my throat as he pressed harder this time.  I was repeating YES!  More!!  and he let go of my throat to fuck me harder. 

He did not come the second time and ended up flopping on me, telling me that I was too much for him.  I know I am but he has such potential.  I will continue to see where I can take him though.  Who knows,  I may be able to get rougher sex out of him!

We ended the night with him walking me to my car and made out a bit more.  I asked what did he enjoy the most and he said the blow job.  Of course.  He asked what  I enjoyed the most and I said the dog. LOL  

He has a great sense of humor though, so that’s one thing we have in common.  And who cares, I do feel a bit like I am slumming but he is sweet, kind and making a decent living on his own.  I am very impressed with that and I genuinely like him, he is adorable.

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