Toilet Slaves

Online dating sites are boring the shit outta me. So much so that I have decided to quit perusing them and go more risqué routes. This came to me as I was talking to a vanilla sex man who pointed out that I just may not be into that anymore. The dude made a valid point. Since Hubby is the one that I seem to want to play vanilla with. I love what he does and it works.
I opened up a new profile on a very pervy site as a dominating female. Since doing so, I have found one very interesting sub male, I would like to meet and possibly play with. And they want me to be a bitch! How perfect is that for me 😉
Today I am weeding thru my many emails and I come across one from a Mistress that read over my profile and noticed I love to laugh. She had asked me to open my yahoo messenger and send a message to a slave of hers. I was to demand that he make me laugh and give him a high number.
This made me a little cautious and leery. Ya know the scammy crap out there or bots trying to steal your credit card numbers. So I sent the slave a message of “make me laugh.. 48” a few moments went by and I get a message back. Hello Miss, brb.
Impatiently I waited. And thought WTH?! Should I throw a tantrum.. and the next thing I notice is that he asks me to accept a webcam from him. Um… a moment of thinking.. gee.. don’t do it! I click accept. And up pops a cute guy. OH.. ok!
He then types that he is to dunk his head into his toilet as many times as I told him to. I type back. Soo.. that means you gotta do it 48 times. He types back that’s right. And then props his webcam up so that I can see the toilet and might I say here, it was clean. He then proceeds to dunk his head in it. And well.. after the initial shock wore off after the 5th dunk, I burst out laughing. I couldn’t help but ring up my bestie, Sassyslut waking her to tell her about it. It was just too hilarious not to share! So yeah, sharing here too.
Perusing the Mistress’s profile, I find that this is her kink! Bravo! She likes to have a toilet slaves. Who da thunk it!? Yeah, I am loving this new site and avenue. I’m having some seriously young boys wanting me to do the oddest things to them. One even wants to become a eunuch. I was not going to touch that one. LOL
Conversing further with the Mistress, she tells me that she has bunch of these toilet slaves and tells me to call this same slave to ridicule him some more and to ask him what his purpose is to her. Boy.. he cracked me up by dunking his head 48 times in the toilet. Oh, damn.. curiosity killed this cat! I ring him up.
He tells me his purpose is to be a toilet slave for the Mistress and that he is a blackmailed slave. He has to do whatever she wants due to her finding out he is wanting to get into more BDSM stuff while keeping things hidden from the boss and girlfriend.
He then tells me that he has to get with someone, i.e. ME, because I was the dumbass that called him and we meet in a hotel where I would defecate and urinate in a toilet while he would then proceed to eat it. If he does this his blackmail would be over and he can then move on into the BDSM realm. I am quite shocked that he was game to do this. Although his boss and girlfriend finding out would be a good reason to eat shit but whoa!! To get off the phone, I told him I would think on it. But after a day and him calling me back, I just knew I couldn’t do it. For one, EWWW!! And Two, I would puke all over.

Toilet Slaves.. Huh! Learn a new kink every day!